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The Angels appear to be unaware that fans cannot vote for pitchers for the All Star Game

We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it

[white woman being annoying to her nazi cop husband] would u love me if i was an immigrant? 🥺

If you need to discipline your child by beating them, a smaller, weaker human who has grown up with *you* setting an example for their behaviour, who has relied on you for every aspect of their life, then you are a complete and utter failure as a father and a shit metaphor for leadership.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

my friends made the news

Slightly more than the sticker price of my daughter's birth. United Healthcare paid for some amount of that, I had to pay $6400 out of pocket cuz of the deductible. My wife was billed a similar amount for the same birth.

I guess it makes sense, but they never tell you your baby is its own patient.

simply *the* most dogshit poster of all time. he does not have a funny bone in his body and it makes him so sad and confused. i know fellas who use big bang theory gifs in groupchats and they're funnier than this. guys who put themselves down as jedi on the census.

THANK YOU SOMEONE SAID IT