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24/nb/weeb He/they Genderqueer freak and loving it Trans(I guess) Bi Poly OCD, PDD, GAD, and SAD

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I can't stop thinking about that one dude from that Mehdi Hasan Jubilee debate video. The self-professed fascist with the insane laugh. He has a bad case of Nightmare Face. Guy looks like he brings Ortolan Bunting to the family July 4 picnic and shares it with the dog.

25.07.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Silverhand solely because it is legitimately really funny to have even a moderately optimistic V have him in there.

V, helping a random passerby: "It's gonna be okay, dude!"

Silverhand: "YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING PRICK HE'S GONNA TRY TO MUG YOU. IDIOT. LET'S TALK ABOUT MY COCK NOW."

25.07.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like taking the K.B. Toys logo and changing it to the 'Work Will Set You Free' font

25.07.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My brightspots rn

My cute bf

Smoking pot

Trump crashing out over the epstein stuff

25.07.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all the unemployed displaced palestinians arent working class because uhh im very fucking smart or whatever. ive definitely read and understood marx and i am NOT using a 'useless eaters' argument

25.07.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They took something beautiful and made it boring

25.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right so in the story you have in your head they can be Ethan Hunt level espionage geniuses or they can be drug-addled morons who can't keep a secret to save their lives but it's not a super compelling story when you need them to be both

20.06.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No offense but liberals being consistently idiotic has been a great help to communists these last few months. Please keep talking.

03.06.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1670    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 5
Oregon IPA posts "At least MAGA stands for something. You literally helped usher in a president who is erasing you, fucking ignorant piece of shit. All of your rights are being taken away, but hey, at least you stuck to the nig*er lady right? fucking asshole"

Oregon IPA posts "At least MAGA stands for something. You literally helped usher in a president who is erasing you, fucking ignorant piece of shit. All of your rights are being taken away, but hey, at least you stuck to the nig*er lady right? fucking asshole"

Democratic Outreach has never been better

03.06.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1

buT wHAT AboUT The RIch CONSeRVaTIvE IntELLecTUAl tRAdItioN?

03.06.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Democratic base: We hate spineless Democrats. We can't stand how they grant Republican framing on immigration, Gaza, and more. They are putting people at risk and abdicating their role as opposition leaders.

Chuck Schumer: I TRIPLE DOG DARE "TACO Trump" to go to war with Iran!!

03.06.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 979    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 1

The e-mail lady literally helped her longtime friend Donald Trump in his initial GOP Primary, then chose to run a horrible campaign and lost. Will you be crying at her, too, or just strangers on the internet who had nothing to do with it?

03.06.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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wow trans people are so powerful we can single-handedly sway an election towards a group who quite literally right now at this very moment is trying to prevent me & thousands of others from accessing hormones, a decision that will likely end many of our lives. that's crazy that we would do that

03.06.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.06.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally the whitest thing someone could do.

03.06.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

white guy inventing a post-racial identity for himself while he imagines doctor king looking down from heaven in approval

03.06.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glory to the Pritzker Imperium

03.06.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Wolf of Goon Street

03.06.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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"but my nostalgia"

"but she doesn't own the fandom"

"but I'm not going to give her money I'm just going to keep her property culturally relevant forever"

"but also I'm definitely going to give her money and just pretend I didn't"

Children's media consumed by adults funding fascism. Wild.

03.06.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1936    πŸ” 989    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 9

This is the whitest thing you could say. Yakub is pleased.

03.06.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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