sawks

I can't believe they added models of y'all to the game, congrats

Doritos. I really what Doritos.

email from soon-yi previn to redacted, saying "Is the Nazi hat orthodontic/original or is it a copy? I think it's a replica because it says made in India. Sent from Soon-Yi's iPhone"

message from soon-yi to jeffrey epstein saying "Hoping you can make it to Paris because we can have fun and hate to just use your car and cheauffer. If you don't show, be sure and send contact information. Hope you don't think I'm one of those aggressive women but I am wearing my Nazi hat while I type this. Sent from Soon-Yi's iPhone"

lmao come on dude

still thinking about joey chestnut in a pussy eating contest and hes dunking them all in water so he can eat them faster

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny."
THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too.
(I start sucking the third guy's dick.)
That's funny.
- JF
#TheJokingGamer #ad

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

Donald Trump sir, I have four words for you.....
Knock it off, please!

MrBeast? The famous Mormon pedophile?

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

Vichy France was actually trying to change the regime from the inside

If anyone uses "slop" to describe anything non-AI, I know I can completely stop caring about their opinion

Gochujang green onion focaccia would go crazy

Like I don't care about the sanctity of the White House or whatever, it's just some old building who cares, but it's still fucking crazy to see it happening.

The zero sugar vanilla ones were soooo good

(guy who thinks the "cousin walk" is where you fuck and suck your cousin) Hey does anyone know if my hot sexy cousin is coming to thanksgiving dinner?

interesting!

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

Just get a scrub daddy and shove that shit in his mouth, what are we doing here

@gooffkings.bsky.social

i’m thinking sloppy joes tonight

true free speech is dead and conservatives killed it

@jay.bsky.team hope you enjoyed your weekend away from moderation apologia. when do you think you might be back in the office so we can talk about why this post is still up bsky.app/profile/nypo...

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

"Cockroaches" the exact literal term most used in Rwanda by Hutu ultranationalists against Tutsis in the lead up to when they killed hundreds of thousands of them in a matter of weeks. Also used by Begin to describe Palestinians, "drugged cockroaches in a bottle."

happy 2 years to the Boston Cop Slide

the reason Avatar made $6b is because we care about this man. we care about his story. we care about his family. we care about his world and all the wonderful things in it.

and, of course, we all know what that is, and who he is and who they are and stuff like that. we get why theres water ones!

Ian K. How You Like Your Fried Chicken. I Like Mind GBD. Golden Brown And Delicious

I don't like them, but if I don't have them on a long drive something just feels off the entire time

Reddit post of a person standing on their computer desk, bare feet fully on top of the keyboard looking down behind the monitor. It is captioned “Holy shit”

Checking in on r/lsd