Shawn Nyberg

No matter what happens, I'm going to need a Better Call Saul style spin off series about Kleya.

#andor

This the absolute truth.

I had totally forgotten that sarah palin was a thing that existed and now I'm angry that people are talking about them again.

The scene in ST: First Contact where Picard tells Alfre Woodard that future humans are no longer interested in the acquisition of wealth. "We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity."

I'm convinced that we will never achieve that version of humanity and it breaks my huge, left-wing heart.

Well...episode 2 was, uh.........yeah, I need to just sit and look at the ocean for a while.

Definitely talking about THAT.

Sigourney Weaver in an X-Wing flight suit is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

Very sorry to hear about the passing of Nicky Katt. I'm sure you have seen him, even if you don't know that you have.
Mr. Katt has been a secret gem in the pocket of so many fun movies since the 90's.
Raise a glass.

That trailer for Tron: Ares made me pee a little.

The republican "party" has become every character James Spader played in the 80's.

Shawn's Excellent Opinions #23

There should be a Law and Order series for every state in America.
Hire celebrities for the lead roles or whatever, but use local actors from each state, colleges and community theatres to play the randos who get interviewed along the investigation.

Keep
Trump
Away
From
All
Theatres.

The ten democrats who voted with the gopers to censure Rep. Al Green can eat an entire charcuterie board worth of shit.

For the record, no one will ever need to pay me to make trouble for Roger Marshall. I'd do that shit pro bono all day.

"Andor" season 2 is coming right when we all need it.

"The revolution starts NOW."

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The U.S. sided with Russia and N. Korea against the UN resolution condemning Russia for starting the war in Ukraine. I think "we" are officially in our Villain Era.

Lynne Marie Stewart has passed away. I think most people know her as Charlie's mom on "It's Always Sunny..." but I remember her best as Miss Yvonne from "Pee Wee's Playhouse" and further back to the Pee Wee stage show.

She was a real gem of a comedic performer.

Raise a glass.

Seriously, I could watch Maya Rudolph and Adam Driver play a singing heroin needle and hotdog circa 1975 NYC over and over again for hours.

I am thankful to Bluesky for being here on the one day of the year that I stay the fork off of facebook.

Hooray for single people!!

Man...I loved the Kennedy Center.

You know what? Good.

There. I said it.

The sportsball is at intermission. Maybe the second act should just be more Jon Batiste.

I was kinda hoping they would do it at Mar-a Lago.

Donny and Elon are definitely going to open the Ark of the Covenant by April.

I really liked the Grammys.

That is all.

I just saw someone refer to Musk as "Phoney Stark" and that is honestly going to help me sleep tonight.

If anyone was wondering, "Is Roger Marshall still an absolute dipshit?"

Yes. The answer is yes.

Always yes.

Do, uh, do y'all remember when Musk did environmental videos with Leonardo DiCaprio?

That dude burned his brand into oblivion.

Gulf of Mexico
Gulf of Mexico
Gulf of Mexico.

I just needed to get that out.

I'm a big fan of a good protest, but it pisses me off when they do it at the theatre.

If you interrupt the creative process,
You aren't a hero for the truth.
You're just an asshole
Who needs attention.

I would like to eternal sunshine all my memories of trump and then move to an island.