Ben Stewart

man wearing a wrestler mask, they are wearing a hat and smoking a pipe

Huracán Ramírez

This thread about a big leg has got a bit strange

Right now, as it happens. I'm sat next to Polley and it's his birthday too, and he's crying because you didn't wish him a happy birthday as well. You're just causing all sorts of bother today.

Now I want a Snickers for a snack. Cheers Sam, ruining my diet...

Obviously I can't empirically verify this, but I have a compelling hypothesis that this chap has a tiny penis

I am once again reminding you that William, Prince of Wales could at any time, kill his father, assume the throne and dissolve the monarchy

Every day he does not do this is an act of cowardice and should be treated as such

Sounds like an invitation

THE SOUTH WILL CARERDDDD AGAIN!

Or something

What's it like inside your head?

I mean Carol Vordeman getting paired up with Fireball or Buzzsaw would definitely be more entertaining to me personally than the current format

I had a similar train of thought, but with more showbiz glitz and glamour as befits Strictly

Coming in 2027: BorgBorg, a minimalist role-playing game about characters assimilated into an intergalactic cybernetic hive mind, that'll look really cool, clever and atmospheric but be basically impossible to actually play

Was it you that got John Stewart mad?

George W Bush giving a thumbs up in front of a "mission accomplished" banner

Got any blue ones?

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

They'd notice, yeah. Whether or not they gave a shit is another matter.

My guess is fourteen fucking pounds

I read this and thought "bloody hell, that's a strange way to find out Stephen King died"

And then my brain caught up

Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

Hans Moleman meme - "Hello, I need the most passive voice you have... no, that's too passive"

If you have time, could you also investigate whether my uncle has my nose or not

Classic

This is your reminder that you can enjoy things, or not. But your enjoyment of any entertainment does not change its value. Also, maybe get a new non-troll hobby? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

#PSA #tv #film

Oh, the Harmonicay!

Or something

To be fair, if anyone did try to wrestle me these days they'd win easily if they used the special move "Wait till he inevitably puts his back out by twisting slightly too much"

And he'd be an expert at fucking sudoku or something which helps him solve crimes somehow

I'd be offended if you didn't