Aaron

Everything.....and I mean absolutely everything, is only a particular and specific time and specific place.

And never forever.

The absolute reason that I prefer and chase sunrises instead of sunsets is the sense of optimism and hope and "what if" that they carry. Sunsets are a finale, sunrises are an overture.

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

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well okay then, Captain Obvious

You bumper sticker claims Jesus loves me yet that gives you the right to not use a turn signal?

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Donald Trump would suck his own dick in front a mirror just for the view.

Dont ask me if I want to watch the credits, Amazon. LET THE DAMN CREDITS ROLL!!!

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Ok, hear me out.....a minor reoccurring character in a sitcom that only communicates with responses by including Smokey and the Bandit quotes. The running joke being the rest of the characters in the show have no idea what he is talking about.

This is a perfect bike.

I can never remember when I last changed my wiper blades.

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I don't have the temperance for those claiming The Beatles to be overrated.

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Sitting on the couch, texting friends around the world and playing random music videos on my television will never fail to be a perfect night for me.

@citybeatcincy.bsky.social

CINCINNATI

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"The chicken was still warm."

Mary Bruce

Bad ass motherfucker.

Imagine the size of the closets of sitcom characters. Season after season and never wearing the same thing twice. Would it have killed anybody if Dr. Huxtable, Roseanne or Jan Brady occasionally wrote the same sweatshirt from time to time?

MAXIMUM INTENSITY

YouTube video by The KLF - Topic 3AM Eternal (Live at the S.S.L.)

music.youtube.com/watch?v=psVr...

Mar-A-Lago face.

And Leon's getting laaaarger!

Him--- "This sounds old."

Me--- Yeah, Digital Underground. I was in jr high."

Him --- "oh yeah, like the 19s and stuff Yeah. Old."

Me --- .....

Him --- "What the fuck did he say about Burger King?"

Evil.

Lust.

Is it too late to nominate Larry Bird for president?

I can and will respect that.

.....if the Russians loved their children too....

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I just realized I put on my Boba Fett hat after putting on my new Boba Fett t-shirt. Much like double denim I have double Boba-ed.