Lawn (or Todd)

At this point I think I'm pulling for Blaney, but I have to admit I would need hernia surgery from laughing if Logano won it all. Two races in a row, actions detrimental have made sure Joey moved on to the next round.

"I just wrecked your favorite driver."

No lie, I liked seeing Chase door Denny after Denny decided to ruin his own and Bubba's race.

Denny you absolute fucking clown.

Hilarious they didn't throw green until 77 towed to garage, repaired, back in the lineup.

Ah yes, watching the NASCAR on a nice little pro-Nazi station called The CW. Fuck ICE, and fuck The CW for shilling for them.

I quit. Good job Cats. You're were playing the Lions in a Grand Final, not the Bombers on a Thursday. And Stanley shouldn't have been in this game. To be fair, there were a few who were in it who really weren't. Chris Scott is still massively overrated.

"Not in a Grand Final." Go to hell. Not often I agree with BT. #AFL

He got a rash from a cute little IKEA loveseat and he's been salty (and itchy) ever since.

These umpires...
#AFL

Every game is just a Keno parlor.

I love how Microsoft is consistently unable to detect phishing email from a fake Microsoft sender as it travels through Microsoft Outlook mail servers to users checking mail with a Microsoft Outlook app. Absolute clown show.

Why do I have 6 of these posts?

And fuck Christopher Bell.

Diffey: I don't know if we've mentioned Ross Chastain...

You were literally just talking about him. About the same thing.

#NASCAR

Don't get a fire in your wheel well.

Man, that is a hell of a way to get eliminated. The tires you have to use are a fire and safety hazard. #NASCAR

I can't hear you through all the marbles.

This race is a gonna be a shitshow. Can they actually run out of tires?
#NASCAR #Bristol

I was wrong about the Rayner flops. Can't flop if the other team doesn't show up.
#AFL #AFLLionsSuns

I guess one of my silent predictions was the Suns actually attending this game in some capacity, but I seem to be wildly off on that one.
#AFL #AFLLionsSuns

My predictions for the game:
Bad Calls.
Cam Rayner flops multiple times and gets a free for every single one of them.
#AFL #AFLLionsSuns

Yo CW, fuck you and your "Join ICE" ads. #NASCAR

Almirola with the win and the crowd goes mild.

Oh good, the umpires are on their shit already. #AFL #AFLCrowsHawks

Ok, that was just a stupid amount of hustle from Chol. Impressive. #AFLGiantsHawks #AFL

There's been other games just this round looking for that title.

Expecting big things this quarter. Not correct things, mind you. #AFL #AFLCatsLions

The year is 2045. Aaron Rogers' dream of playing for every NFL team is on hold due to the creation of expansion teams in Manchester and London, as well as new rulings on cybernetic limbs. Colton Herta prepares for his first F1 season with the Mahindra works team. The Leafs are looking for a 14th Cup