David Van Wart

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

No one could’ve seen this coming

i dont think multiple democratic governors should have lowered flags to half mast for a racist who said gay people should be stoned. i dont think a democratic governor should have called for continuing "the work" of a man who said mlk was a myth and evil.

is that too much to ask? ffs.

The Ghost of Christmas Present, from ‘A Muppet Christmas Carol’

Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!

- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes

Police who keep their identities secret are, quite literally, secret police. I don’t know why this is even controversial. You don’t get to yank people off the streets while hiding your face and identity and still retain the respectability of an accountable, democratic police force.

Live your life so millions of your fellow citizens don't take to the streets to tell you to go fuck yourself on your birthday.

Obviously intentional

The Republican Party has fully embraced fascism and destroyed American democracy. But some Democrats still say Latinx. I have never felt more politically homeless.

@tylerboschert.bsky.social congrats on the Rockies sweeping a series.

Having a normal one

AWS enters into 'strategic partnership' with Saudi Arabia-backed Humain | TechCrunch Amazon says it'll work with Humain, the AI company recently launched by Saudi Arabia’s ruler, to invest '$5 billion-plus' in a strategic partnership.

Pretty incredible that Jeff Bezos' Amazon announced a "$5 billion-plus" partnership w/ a Saudi AI co launched by Mohammed Bin Salman and sent CEO Andy Jassy to meet with him less than 7 years after MBS murdered Jamal Khashoggi, a columnist for Bezos' Washington Post.

techcrunch.com/2025/05/13/a...

The new pope went to Villanova but it's not Knicks news until he signs with CAA.

Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL
starter.

by Deshaun Watson

If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen.

Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.

Today @vanhollen.senate.gov was denied entry to the same prison.

there is no fact-based evaluation that does not hold George W. Bush and Barack Obama partly responsible for where we are with Trump. For decades we let these guys extend the power of the executive and no one with power ever pushed back. We are reaping those consequences now.

Cowards.

"Migrate off COBOL" is the Grave of Empires

Why is CNN interviewing this clown!

Tesla shares plunge 14%, head for worst day in five years Tesla continued its downward slide on Monday, with the stock suffering its most dramatic selloff since September 2020.

After wrapping up its seventh straight losing week on Friday, Tesla’s slide continued, with the stock headed for its worst day since 2020.

#CrashAndBurn

"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"

"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

Based - as the kids say.

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"

My Overton Window has also moved for how we punish these fascists after we get our country back from them...

Judge extends block on Elon Musk's DOGE from accessing Treasury systems reut.rs/4gBukeE

The Kennedy Center presents Othello, starring Kevin Sorbo.

this man is on enough speed to kill a great white shark. the rubbing-his-hand-over-his-face is like one of five dead giveaways