White dog with shit in its eyes

This country is so deindustrialized we can’t really Make America Anything anymore

Red House Chili Painters

Cuban missile crisis Gooding Jr.

She five on my nights til I Freddy

I want to fucking put the vibes of this show in my mouth and suck on it like a gobstopper

Media complicity, manufactured consent, misinformation. This is all the name of the game although USAID is also responsible for being a CIA psyop to destabilize regimes. The truth comes out eventually

Who will give us fartside shat

Beat me to it

Just sealed some idiot within my crystal

RFK Jr looks like the guy from hellraiser when he has hooks in his face stretching him all out crazy freaky dick style

If you’re going through something challenging, someone who doesn’t care will not encourage you, someone who does care will spur you on and have your best interest in mind. Go to school, grind, do what will result in your ultimate happiness and achieve what you’re fully capable of

I don’t fw 🥷 that don’t like feet, wym u lick-toes intolerant? 🤔 😂

She Gangnam on my style til I Ope-Ope-Ope-Ope

You ain’t Colombian if you never ate this

I get a small but pleasant electric shock whenever you reskeet me

Me rushing to the bathroom to take a massive shit at work but can’t get up bc this shit gonna slip straight out my butt

About to go beast mode and by beast mode I mean sit here and do nothing for the next 12 hours at my job

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

the great pacific garbage patch kids

Hozier? I hardly know her!

Hot take: California being on fire isn’t news. It’s the result of things we’ve known for decades. Palestine being genocided with media blackout is significantly more important. The media cycle exists to exhaust your attention span.

Lmfao

Inside you are two wolves
Bhad bhabie and
Woah Vicky

She January on my 6 til I riot

Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. The Sisko, in uniform, is chillaxing with his head resting on his hand, and talking to someone. (It's Jake. Someone who doesn't watch DS9 wouldn't know that but his blue purple wardrobe is a major clue). Closed caption reads, "I've done nothing for the past 6 hours."

Girl you ain’t got a dumptruck, you got the whole dump

God don’t remind me

Brazil and Panama work less hours than we do, are taxed less than we are, and they get free healthcare and college. America is one of the 15 most expensive countries to live in and we get nothing for it. This is actually the bad place.