mal

ever since i deleted tiktok from my phone instagram reels have had me open mouth cackling in a way that's made me sure ive become my mom

if you follow more than 5 ppl on letterboxd it becomes absolutely unusable

woman next to me on the plane reading dramione fan fiction on her kindle

feeling emo in bed, watched a greys fan cam reel and started tearing up. saw one of my mutuals had liked it, clicked to see who it was. my mom lmao 💀💀

i went to the friday night showing of the new paul thomas anderson movie and everyone knew you there

i somehow merged jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel into my mind as one.... and didn't realize it until yesterday. isn't that crazy?

no one has any parents in CW shows

they don't have holidays or seasons in smallville so that viewers can't mark the passage of time. it's season 4 how many years has it been since s1e1? who is to say?

lana sucks so bad dude.

she's a 19 year old super senior apparently which i guess is pantsuit wearing age

how old is lois and why does she wear pantsuits

how many years is high school in smallville

youll see why people who come to philadelphia really stay for philly!

so for the record: no they don't, but they do sell spritz and hot dogs

do they sell popcorn at the venice film festival

feeling such a deep sense of sadness at the prospect of finishing my show

you know a teen/new adult CW show is ready to wrap it up when they stop casting anyone's parents in the episodes

if you have more than two franchise locations you can't be cash only

just what the city needs another green eggs

I have bird flu (eagles fever)

what if i tried using this thing