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Being trans does not guarantee you’ll be hotter than everyone else but it does guarantee you’ll be funnier than everyone else (and probably hotter too lbh)

Gonna start commenting “didn’t ask, don’t care” on every post I didn’t ask for and don’t care for just so everyone knows I didn’t ask for it and I don’t care about it

Nice

They’re not gonna play anywhere near where I live, I’m so bummed

I haven’t listened to GAG since Hatred Stems from the Seed, I’ll have to check that out

I’ve been loving everything Vianova has been putting out, I think they’re really slept on. No full albums yet though

They said the same thing about alcohol but I have drank every quantity imaginable and I’m doing fine

Last day of pride today, in case anyone’s trying to make out with me or whatever. Back to homophobia tomorrow 👍

If I saw the name “Annie Fisher” I would genuinely assume that was slang for anal fissures. Which is bad because that can’t be an uncommon name

She’s not “jacking off” she’s churning the midnight butter

Early this year I deleted all my other socials and have pretty much been off the internet since then. But the tiny slice that I still look at is causing catastrophic psychic damage to me every time I open an app. It’s like looking directly at the sun through a pinhole, burning holes in my retina

They actually do! Kind of!

Ya season 2 was just for fun, they were mostly just goofing around :^)

I get scared when my other white friends use skin tones one shade darker than theirs on emojis like girl pick the one all the way on the left!! We all know this isn’t you!!

Played Kim Petras to this endangered butterfly today cause it’s probably never gotten to hear this kind of music before :(

being a lesbian about tim henson again (sorry bro)

“Highfalutin” implies the existence of “lowfalutin” which is exactly what I am

It’s funny that the article is calling it a new TikTok-adjacent term. I remember this trending in like 2017-2018

(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...

I remember conservatives in early Covid saying they were willing to sacrifice basically everyone for the economy. Now they’re willing to sacrifice the economy to ruin a few children’s lives. Crazy shift

White boy summer? In this economy? Sorry guys, I think we’re gonna have to cancel it again. Maybe next year :/

My Twisted Tea-induced sleep paralysis demon is an alarming shadowy figure called The Frat Man. I am afraid

I have gay little shoulders that were made for a tote bag

I hate that my high school bullies clocked me wayyyyyy before I did

If gooning had a monarchy I’d be a serf or like a peasant. But only because I work a lot harder at it and am not adequately rewarded for my efforts

Thinking about the bme pain olympics guys. Like what are they up to these days

I hope I get to turn 30 someday 🥺 congrats!!

We need to make femboys marketable again

I don’t look at pørn on Google. I look at it on deranged hyper-specific subreddits like a normal person