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Screenshot of a tweet from Paul Graham "If someone had predicted before the last election that if Trump won, federal officers would be shooting Americans in the streets, he'd have been dismissed as an alarmist."

We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.

I love the city of Chicago. I love my friends in Chicago. However, despite this love, I hope all of their sports teams never win a single game now or ever again.

this sucks dude

Thanks, dude. Sometimes it's good to remember we're not alone in feeling how fucking insane this all is and that millions of people feel the same way.

On top of everything, I'm also looking for a new job so am not smoking weed at all. Given that I don't like alcohol, I'm just facing the most terrible political situation of my life stone cold sober. rough.

Kinda just saying what everyone is feeling, but man, the state of the world has just been dragging me down. seemingly every day the dumbest, most evil people alive are just thriving in a different new and terrible way.

G and I just watched season one of "The Rehearsal" and this is seriously one of the most insane shows I've ever seen (in a good way). Can't believe HBO let him do all this.

the world will be a better and more peaceful place when this rotten Empire finally collapses. I'll celebrate the day. can't believe we have to fuckin live here.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Recently he did that interview with Gwenyth Paltrow where he didn't know who Bonnie Raitt was. Maybe it's the lil mustache.

But that can't be all of it because Ben Stiller was also there and I agree with Fred Durst that he is one of "my favorite motherfuckers". Maybe it's cuz he's dating a Kardashian.

That "Marty Supreme" movie looks pretty good, but I'm battling an intense Chalamet fatigue. Idk exactly why but that kid is quickly becoming one of the most annoying people on the internet. I think it may have started last NBA playoffs where he was extremely annoying on the Knicks sideline.

Every 4 years, the World Cup allows Americans to learn something new about football. This time, it's the "new" idea that FIFA is tip-to-tail absolutely corrupt.

No disrespect to the Giants (cuz I actually think Jameis Winston is pretty sick) but that game should not have been an OT nailbiter. No idea what is going wrong with the Lions rn.

there was a blue jackets dude in front of me at the red wings game today reading breitbart articles on his phone and not getting up to let people pass him in their row and I was never so happy to see the wings complete the comeback and send his crusty ass sad back to Ohio.

G and I have a quick weeknight dinner we're referring to as "Suburban Dinner" which consists of a rotisserie chicken, a box of stuffing, and steamed frozen vegetable medley.

This is not a real song. This is a 30 Rock bit about a song Jenna tried releasing when she was 16.

watching the Lions and having a bad time rn

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

Not the injury report you wanna see for tonight's game against the Bulls!

Amon Ra hitting the trump jerkoff td dance was INCREDIBLY disappointing

The Lions are playing like they know Trump's bitch ass is there watching.

chet hanks stars in - forest gump 2: big gumpbaclat

I, the impartial viewer of this World Series Game 7, am loving this shit. But this must be so excruciating to be a fan of either of the teams right now.

With the Tigers out, my official MLB Playoffs support goes to the Blue Jays solely for the reason that it would be pretty funny for the only Canadian team in MLB to win the World Series when the US sucks so much more than usual rn.

Boys, those weren't instructions

The Tigers keep getting out of insane jams and then promptly go 1-2-3 the next inning

Blue Jays watching this game and just lickin their chops.

Oh boy which Jack Flaherty are we gonna get?