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Mimic Ranch he/him

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a painting of Sif from Dark Souls, a good pup

a painting of Sif from Dark Souls, a good pup

Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache

13.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3291    πŸ” 1077    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6

from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com

Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.

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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw

13.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3508    πŸ” 442    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

You love to see it. Makes me wonder if there's some kind of circus discipline lacrosse arena sport waiting to be invented

13.11.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he fucks around with devil sticks in his spare time

13.11.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn it's like he ran drills on this

13.11.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i've always been amazed at how bad my bosses and their bosses are at composing emails but just figured, Well whatever.. guess that's life in the plumbing supplies wholesale industry. so it's been kinda wild learning today that they're all actually pretty good writers compared to like, diplomats

13.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill

12.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3601    πŸ” 1001    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 61

This budget is getting absolutely dumpstered

12.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Normalize T-posing in the middle of the club to signal to the DJ you're tired of the song and it's time to change it

12.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you mean literal bedbugs or

12.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Born too late and in the wrong place to experience the Chinese ketamine boom

12.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
12.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw an owl!!!!

11.11.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17072    πŸ” 3911    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 67

Same tbh

10.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know about this, but I will say dolmades are a great hangover food

10.11.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Penis Satan was an unauthorized statue erected on September 9, 2014, in Vancouver, Canada.[1] It was a life-size representation of a red devil with a large erect penis, making the sign of the horns hand gesture

Penis Satan was an unauthorized statue erected on September 9, 2014, in Vancouver, Canada.[1] It was a life-size representation of a red devil with a large erect penis, making the sign of the horns hand gesture

10.11.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 801    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 28

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

09.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14503    πŸ” 4333    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 133

colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another

08.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1280    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 10

I am not the biggest fan of raw tomato but pico is simply transformative. Transcendental even

08.11.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him

08.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1388    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 11

RIP David Lynch he woulda loved jingle bells noise ambient

08.11.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us

08.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1259    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

OBI WAN: that's no mβ€” (death star explodes on its own)

08.11.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

all these rich people are losers but hard to imagine a bigger loser than Kevin O’Leary

07.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Court finds DULF guilty for compassion club "heralded as success" Convictions are on hold as the compassion club founders prepare for a Charter challenge to begin on November 24.

update on the dulf case

despite the judge recognizing the political theatre that led to the DULF arrests, the court has found them guilty

they still have a charter challenge & im optimistic they'll win there #harmreduction #drugsky #cdnpoli

07.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Court finds DULF guilty for compassion club "heralded as success" Convictions are on hold as the compassion club founders prepare for a Charter challenge to begin on November 24.

Absolutely gutted to learn DULF cofounders Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum have been found guilty of drug trafficking. They are heroes who saved lives and their model should be copied in cities everywhere

drugdatadecoded.ca/court-finds-...

07.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the predator, from the movie predator, with its mandibles wide open

the predator, from the movie predator, with its mandibles wide open

The Predator's mouth evolved to do that because his people wouldn't stop making impractically large novelty foods for social media. we will share the same fate unless we ban it now

07.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 593    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 1

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

06.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5702    πŸ” 928    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 36

Tastes like justice

06.11.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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