Sam

How does Acrobat possibly suck this much ass on 2025? Boss man even pays for the pro version.

Department of Defense Security for the Protection of Department of Homeland Security Functions MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE                THE ATTORNEY GENERAL

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

"...the Secretary of Defense may employ any other members of the regular Armed Forces as necessary to augment and support the protection of Federal functions and property in any number determined appropriate in his discretion."

Concerning.

If a Muslim in the US publicly called for a missile strike on a famous celebrity activist onboard a civilian ship or plane, the FBI would be investigating them for terrorism.

But a rich white guy gets to incite violence without any consequences 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽

Disgusting

I’m aware we drastically overuse the “what if Democrats did this” argument but yes, if a undetected tornado killed five people a month after a Democratic president defunded the office that handles detecting tornadoes the impeachment hearings would have already started

Trump EPA moves to weaken drinking water limits on toxic ‘forever chemicals’ The administration said it wants to rescind and reconsider whether limits are needed for four PFAS that chemical companies are still producing and using in the U.S. despite known health risks.

BREAKING: The EPA says it will reverse most of the drinking water standards aimed at protecting people from toxic "forever chemicals" known as PFAS.

Even low levels of the chemicals known as PFAS are linked with cancer and other health problems.

www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

Why would you ever scroll in public on an unsilenced phone? Are you a fucking baby with an iPad?

Jesus Christ please have Brace on

Pay no mind to this market crash.

Trump is merely making stocks affordable to the common man; Biden could never.

Ah yeah, that's why they waited so long to release the trailer. Because it sucks.

Caught my first whiff of Spring this morning; nearly had me tearing up.

Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes.

Hell yeah

"a crash-involved landing"

You will simply have to post more cat pictures until I have them all sorted, then.

Oh good, I heard him on the pod recently and now I have a face for a name.

Vance always looks like he has that low income white girl filter on.

How to convert Doge to Trump coins

Nauseating

Honestly I haven't been more disappointed in a politician in... Ever, I guess. I'm not a "I had reservations about him all along" guy, I bought the hype. I thought he was a cool, no-bullshit "outsider" with real community roots. Now he's a Zionist puke. No more 'good' politicians for me.

The elapsed time between the "can't wait for spring, we're all getting too fat" discussion and the "we gotta find a new donut place by the new office location ASAP" discussion this morning was maybe 12 minutes.

Idea-
When it rains, my spat-out Zyn pouches rehydrate and come wriggling outta the ground like little nicotine worms

Merry Christmas to all

If I ever get neck fat rolls take me out back n Old Yeller me.