Flat Satire

This is actual reality

12.02.2025 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My cat thinks he's this guy youtube.com/shorts/bRf4P... but a boi needs to dream

12.02.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cold comfort, but I'll take it. I lived thru the wilderness years of TCU football, so I can pretty much endure it all now.

12.02.2025 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh wow, you just gave me a flashback. #sadness

10.02.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the great thing about this is that Eagles fans were already insufferable

10.02.2025 02:21 — 👍 231    🔁 9    💬 9    📌 0

Hi Congress, just want to give you a quick reminder of your required reading.

Don’t worry, it’s pretty short.

You ready?

It’s Article I of the Constitution.

09.02.2025 03:30 — 👍 9052    🔁 1454    💬 125    📌 43

Benedict Cumberbatch, Rosamund Pike, Anthony Hopkins to Lead Guy Ritchie’s Latest Aristocratic Adventure ‘Wife & Dog’ for Black Bear Guy Ritchie's next feature delves once again into the backstabbing world of the British aristocracy

Benedict Cumberbatch, Rosamund Pike and Anthony Hopkins (yes, we know, we kNOW) to star in Guy Ritchie's next project 'Wife & Dog'

variety.com/2024/film/gl...

12.11.2024 18:53 — 👍 32    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 2

(never even got any interest from the "other" swingers... son says maybe in Mexico they use the mango signal) 😭

08.12.2024 02:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just returned from vacation. Suddenly I'm being watched by hypervigilant cops convinced I'm a flight risk. They also feel I require food tasters and extra luggage inspections.

08.12.2024 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that awkward moment when your son has to explain the meaning of the pineapple icon after you proudly emerge on vacation in this swimsuit

08.12.2024 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

three furry cat paws standing on a laptop keyboard

How to explain to your boss why half the website just disappeared? (asking for a friend)

12.11.2024 08:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0