Fake K Hanson

I need it like I need air to breath

Stephen A got a that shit on doing the MNF countdown

I will never under any circumstances pay for expedited shipping for anything but then I throw bitch fits when things take forever. Unstoppable force meets immovable object in my brain!

Kelsey Plum’s most recent ig post is special

Pickens was waiting all night to go on demon time the moment that clock hit 0:00

Reject modernity, erase the virtual yardlines

Cordarrele Patterson only can use plays from 2015. Prove me wrong

bluesky should have all-day breakfast. i just don't understand why they end breakfast service at 11 am when they obviously still have the ingredients on hand to make everything on the breakfast menu

I think we need police reform just as much as anybody but you put on law and order SVU and I start to think Benson, Ice-T and Stabler should be allowed to bend the rules if they can get a confession.

Been doing some real yearning lately. Lady that I have gone back and forth with for a long time and I want nothing more then to spend the rest of my life with this woman but I’m afraid to ever push my luck with her. Much to consider I fear…

Hannah Stuelke is bout that action

Guy like me would do that if I had a wife!

YouTube video by The Onion Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay

proud to be a subscriber youtu.be/X5bzRyjP9HI?...

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Iowa women’s basketball goes so much crazier

When I die I want them to put “watched Akron-Kent State play for the Wagon Wheel from the Goodyear Blimp bathroom” on my tombstone

Can’t kill the big ten west

Let’s fucking go

i love when jazz musicians do that one thing on the piano

Time to go to one of the few Iowa men’s basketball games I’ll attend this year. Won’t feel the same since Fran isn’t coaching one of his kids anymore.

this highly resonates with me lol

Perfect journalism

“Roblox”

Dune

I tweeted a picture of Brad Stevens in a Notre Dame sweatshirt and Pete Buttigieg Twitter (a thing I did not know existed) thinks it’s him

He should do a dumber sport like biathlon or somethinf