Thought police

That drug was approved under Biden. If Trump dies, he'll be tweeting from his grave that his death was rigged by Biden and his fake drug and that he's actually still alive and winning elections and MRI contests.

Does he even know where the brain is located?

Republicans and the DOJ will be filing a lawsuit to block this just like they did in California, right? Hello? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

It's not surprising. We're a very stupid people. Blame the Democrats, blame the media, but what it really comes down to is a lot of us are very dumb and the rest of us don't know what to do about that.

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What a clown

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He's such a delicate man.

We already have self driving cars. I saw a lady today who had her gigantic great Dane in the passenger seat. The dog was trying to get in her lap, blocking her view and distracting her as she tried and failed to shove him back, while doing 45mph. The dog was driving the car as much as she was.

They're just reporting both sides. How can reporters possibly know which side is right? The side making an argument based on facts and reality or the side that called the reporter's mother a whore, screamed "Trump is Jesus #1" and hung up. Hard to tell.

I thought drinking piss was the cure for autism?

The only fight Schumer doesn't surrender to is the fight to stay in office so he can keep surrendering.

When you're trying to do crimes
But you have to flush 7 times
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

Don't worry. The Democrats have a plan to cave in. They might even send him a fruit basket and a nice apology note. Trump will think twice about it next time!

Never trust a grown man who calls himself Dick.

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Schumer is already plotting ways to not take advantage of this

I supported wapo because they've been doing great work covering Trump's crimes and incompetence but the recent editorial blaming the shutdown on the Democrats and now this bizarrely slanted coverage are absurd departures from reality

Hope they both woke up this morning with very painful buttholes

Democrats won in a landslide across states. Our opinion columnists discuss why this is bad for Democrats and how the party can adjust to accommodate Trump supporters. I'm Michael Barbaro, this is the Daily.

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He's looking forward to working with fuck

Same

Letting children needlessly starve sounds horrible. But it actually strengthens our democracy.

Stephen Miller explains why on today's episode of The Daily.

Don't miss his follow up article on Wednesday: What Oregon and Illinois can learn from Neville Chamberlain

We also have a weak feckless Democrat party whose most aggressive tactics include advocating for bipartisanship and writing stern letters.

Why can't they pledge support, get the funding, and then do whatever they want? It's the Trump approved approach to life.

Meanwhile, Captain brainworm has shutdown mRNA vaccine research and blocked the public from getting COVID vaccines. You don't need modern medicine and facts. All you need is raw milk and regular bathing in sewage to be a healthy moron like him.

They started with denying reality. We've all just looked the other way and let them get away with it.

Ezra Klein probably thinks
Neville Chamberlain got it right.

But Hunter Biden made him do it by using a Vulcan mind meld. That devious bastard! Anyway, doesn't matter, because the supreme corrupt has granted trump immunity just like it says in the Constitution they made up.

Too much ketamine

Nobody is above the law except Trump, according to the constitution the supreme court made up.

Republicans vying to have more pedos in the White House. Here's why that's bad for Democrats. -The New York Times