Amanda

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

05.06.2025 19:24 — 👍 31700    🔁 5155    💬 413    📌 200

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

13.02.2025 16:03 — 👍 53056    🔁 8067    💬 4803    📌 702

More of this, America.

09.02.2025 20:34 — 👍 75924    🔁 12821    💬 1185    📌 692

Mood.

01.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 61844    🔁 8442    💬 876    📌 291

EA re-released The Sims and The Sims 2 to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the game, so I of course bought both and immediately threw a house party on The Sims in hopes that Drew Carey would show up. The Newbies danced in cages and Drew appeared within five Sim hours!

02.02.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got some pretty exciting mail today! Thanks, Chewy!

28.01.2025 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spent about $10 on three pet Halloween costumes at the Party City going out of business sale. 0 regrets.

27.01.2025 02:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Went to the Cincinnati Zoo to see Fiona for her birthday weekend, wound up getting to see Daisy (the brand new baby Bonobo) as well!

26.01.2025 03:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today is the day that Elon Musk truly became president.

20.01.2025 12:55 — 👍 1452    🔁 139    💬 29    📌 3

05.12.2024 11:46 — 👍 58962    🔁 8185    💬 969    📌 329

We're living in a meme.

15.11.2024 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine

Matt Gaetz. Matt Gaetz? MATT GAETZ FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL????

13.11.2024 20:34 — 👍 4926    🔁 501    💬 283    📌 118

Don't look at the news

Don't look at the news

Don't look at the news

(Looks at the news)

Oh, for fuck's sake

13.11.2024 21:15 — 👍 24085    🔁 2901    💬 802    📌 293

Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.

13.11.2024 14:51 — 👍 14532    🔁 909    💬 380    📌 84

Finally, the correct take on why Kamala lost It wasn't just one thing, but it seems Dems are already committed to getting it wrong again.

This is why. Not fucking pronouns. Thank you @akilah.bsky.social .

12.11.2024 00:32 — 👍 384    🔁 81    💬 24    📌 5

First post! I've hated Twitter for roughly a decade, so I cannot imagine that I'll enjoy this, but we'll see how it goes. 🙃

13.11.2024 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0