@katalystm.bsky.social
They/them Snake dad My name is Kat, but I like having one platform to be under my fursuit character. I'm a stoner Splatoon furry and I post a lot about my platonic partner because he is hilarious
Me: I am stoned out of my mind!
Alix: I HAVE SO MANY POCKETS
@alixthetransfemboy.bsky.social
I was trying to revive your ass!
09.11.2025 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Steve! Get out from under the slamming lid!- @katalystm.bsky.social said to me
09.11.2025 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Kat made Squid Sisters joints. Then we went up and smoked the Marie
@katalystm.bsky.social
Me: *kicks a door open*
Alix: Do you feel fancy?
@alixthetransfemboy.bsky.social
I once told my partner that I like macro. He responded "polo"
05.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good. Those are the best.
03.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was my first time wearing a binder for any real length of time!
01.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me: I am very high. That joint was strong!
Alix: *stares*
@alixthetransfemboy.bsky.social
Been trying to get this guy to dress like this for YEARS!
Happy Halloween!
@alixthetransfemboy.bsky.social
Always spooky
barq.app/p/77hhEOX
Me: *encourages my partners to send each other porn*
My partners: *send each other porn*
Me:
Is acht more important then me?
@katalystm.bsky.social “………………I feel like that’s a trick question”
"Has the edible kicked in?" I think to myself before immediately thinking about what if a grocery store could move around. Like a boat.
29.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1Alix, to his phone
*whispers* sketch.... FUCK YOU!
- @alixthetransfemboy.bsky.social
Cute!
28.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@smallfry-nibbles.bsky.social
26.10.2025 01:12 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
@katalystm.bsky.social baby's first joint lol ! 😂😂🤣🤣
26.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1First made. Not first smoked
26.10.2025 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Abaddon! Noooooo!
25.10.2025 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Me and @alixthetransfemboy.bsky.social are playing Splatoon as Blue and Steve with our friend who is playing as Abaddon. And I can NOT think of a sillier team.
25.10.2025 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
New favorite word. Brought to you by one of the toys at my job.
24.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yessss thank u anania for the furry shoutout lmaoo ♥♥
19.10.2025 03:09 — 👍 416 🔁 116 💬 4 📌 4Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
23.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 31459 🔁 6217 💬 1895 📌 364I accused him of losing my lighter. And I had it.
24.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I'm in trouble.
@alixthetransfemboy.bsky.social
@dantelucas.bsky.social
@eden6667.bsky.social
Bruh
24.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@katalystm.bsky.social made a pumpkin bong
24.10.2025 03:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Is this the snake equivalent to sticking 1 foot out the covers?
24.10.2025 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
