Miss Chiquita Bonita 🦜

What Brittney are you today?

I accidentally just said Reese Penis so yeah that’s staying in the vocabulary

I love when you order raviolis and 5 are in the bowl and you’re like “wtf, only 5?!?” And when you’re on the 4th you’re like “thank G I only have 1 more to eat”

My friend stole (drug problems) frozen shrimp from a Safeway in the Bay Area and SOLD IT FOOD TRUCKS! Like wtf !?!

My students are roasting me for my PB&J with Doritos sandwich and this 90s kid doesn’t give AF

If your Hail Mary is picked off the other team should get a safety…. Or you get a free play from the 20yd line.

I was- and still am- so excited for my niners but this start is some bullschist and they better get it the fuck together

Jerry Huckleberry was hit by a car today but by the grace of whatever god you want it to be he sustained only minor injuries and is going to be ok. TBH… I’m kinda jealous of how high he is right now

Why did SF arrest and prosecute a 67-year-old for selling mushrooms at a Phish concert? - 48 hills Mayor Lurie proudly celebrated SF's psychedelic era; why are his cops doing buy-busts at concerts when there is a fentanyl crisis on the streets?

Ok then

Shanahan is brilliant

Excuse me?

Umm yes. Add red onion and garlic. We Make this all the time. Also go Niners

Yup! I haven’t been counting but the acknowledgement from the broadcasters was appreciated

Is there an over/under bet I can make for how many Bobby songs will be played during today’s Niners game?
I say 6

Fare Thee Well ⚡️🌹❤️🌹⚡️

Should out to the tall dude holding down center of the pit mid way back.

Floor situation looks so much better from home. No more piles of bags full of winter clothes taking up space.

I don’t care how good the jam is… everything right is a sitter down song

Does Trey sound better or worse then 12/28 last year?

Floor people super excited for their seats right now

Me taking care of my friends 13 year old so they can go to yemsg makes me so happy. They deserve every minute of fun they are going to have and I happy to help.

My god I love snoop dog

Merry Jerry Christmas

I love my river and

There should be a clause in a kickers contract that says they get a bonus if they make a kick over XX mph wind

My man said I remind him of Peggy Hill. I can’t decide if I should be embarrassed or proud

20 minutes later I’m 5100 in line…. And TM says tickets are limited and options may vary throughout the venue….. whatever the fuck that means