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THIS IS THE LAST 24 HOURS OF BEING IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP!!!! MY WIFE GETS HERE TOMORROW AND WE MOVE IN !!!!!!!! FUCK THE DISTANCE!!!!’ WE DID IT

watching the dykiest episode of family feud tonight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

They rely heavily on the uneducated and misinformed, leaving the majority paying attention to facts to paralyze in panic. It’s a gd shame how unprepared the Democratic Party has been revealed.

i am going to freak out on someone so hard today

i really need to kick someone’s ass tomorrow. anyone free?

Why are mostly white millennials still so obsessed with Harry Potter? Pokémon is just arguably better

nice try, uterus

*takes edible*

wrans wus NOT DISMEMBERING AND e ATING THESE people

Is somebody gonna match my freak

if you eat too many gas x can you get promoted to gas y ?

can i throw my mom’s fuck ass boss under the bus for causing my taxes to be late this year? idk what i’m doing and if the (gay derogatory) IRS is coming for me (gay) it’s not my fault. my mom’s boss is a fuck ass bitch who doesn’t give a shit about anyone else’s time but her own

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

about to freak out

While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.

Going to Easter just to sit at the brunch table and say “well I’m glad you all voted for the economy instead of me and my girlfriends rights”

Every time an executive order happens I spend an hour on Duolingo learning Mandarin Chinese

i hope you’re doing well. despite literally everything

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

hi sharks, i’m asking for grocery money

HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY!!!! IF FUCKWADS WANT TRANS FOLK GONE THEY GOTTA GET THROUGH ME FIRST

they should invent a makeup store that doesn’t overstimulate the shit out of its custies

what if we kissed in the home depot parking lot fuckaas

good morning

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

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Electrichead @electrichead.bsky.social Follow he him Lmao you actually went? What if I was a gun toting maniac? Hope you enjoyed the drive! March 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM

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