Massage Sloth 🦥

Got damn that goes hard

This is my blood I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life. Just as the cop’s bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there. A violent transubstantiation.

This is my blood

😭 I remember. I remember the remembering.

That one was sadly cursed 😔

We just built a NEW tech tool that *any current or former tenant* in the entire country can use for free — it will generate a legal letter for you that reports to collections agencies, credit bureaus and regulatory agencies.

Go to reportmylandlord.org to fight back.

A door frame with scrawled notes that read, "I'm American - Sorry for Bush" and a response that says "its okay"

I took this in a bathroom in Venice in 2007. Thank you for your kindness, sharpie-wielding stranger

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I encourage this

this is a koan

She had a kind aura

They know that you are pure of heart

This is your ska

YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows TRAINWRECKORDS: "Summer in Paradise" by The Beach Boys

Oh my god. I only knew the Stamos lore because of @shadowtodd.bsky.social Trainwreckords episode about the Beach Boys: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DoF... (and thus I said, "ohhhhh!")

I keep asking myself if I worry too much, and the answer keeps being no

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A weary world sighs in tentative relief

Intuitive gameplay, satisfying reward system

a very close cow

did this cow like me? no. but did she calmly tolerate me taking photos of her? also no

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

This is badass

Jenny Nicholson is the best

Life hack: Any classical music becomes more enjoyable if you imagine it as RPG town music

Well, consider me convinced

I just searched my apartment for my glasses for a full 5 minutes and when I finally found them I made the weirdest little gremlin sound

Yesss! I can't wait for more Ricardo (the narrator for the audiobook was incredible by the way)

Good heavens

I was just thinking how delighted by them I was

It shall be incredibly chill!

jail for one thousand years