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John Royal

@johnroyal.bsky.social

Attorney, Reformed Sports Writer, Uncle https://johnroyal.substack.com

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The Letterman YouTube channel does a great job with posting clips from his shows. They're often quicker than the news when it comes to posting clips from guests/performers who have just died.

18.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom

16.10.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1858    πŸ” 392    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 18

I couldn’t stand in him in the state senate, hated how he sold out the party during the early-00s Dem boycott over gerrymandering, and told everyone I could not to trust him. But it wasn’t enough.

16.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Late to the game, gave into Abbott, told the gay community it needed to respect the homophobes to prove Houston is really diverse, and thinks Montrose complaining too much about it.

16.10.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good story from @kissphoria.bsky.social on Mayor Whitmire's empty words to City Council today.

15.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mayor also said it is important to respect and understand those who object to the rainbow crosswalks and that the city will not fight to keep those crosswalks.

15.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved Emergency as a kid, and part of the reason was Kevin Tighe. I've really enjoyed his late career resurgence and I love this interview and the appreciation he's getting.

15.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The city of Houston needs more leaders like @abbiekamin.bsky.social and fewer like John Whitmire.

15.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so weird seeing The Dude doing T-Mobile commercials.

15.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Opinion | It's time for corporate America to end DEI and choose its leaders on the basis of merit alone.

by Barron Trump

13.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1821    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 10

@abbiekamin.bsky.social @tiffanydthomas.bsky.social can you please get some answers about what HPD’s policy is? I am one Houstonian who thinks this cooperation is disgusting and I want some answers.

12.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a laugh in the psychic sketch. It wasn’t a long laugh, but it’s more than in the rest of the show so far.

12.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where does the SEC get its officials and wherever it is they should maybe look someplace else.

12.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t expect the Texas prison system be running the Angels front office.

12.10.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke

11.10.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3446    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 45
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Missing teen with autism transferred to refugee facility by HPD He is currently being held at an Office for Refugee Resettlement facility.

Dear Houston City Council, can you guys please get some answers from the Mayor on just what his police department is doing? This is disgusting. @abbiekamin.bsky.social @tiffanydthomas.bsky.social www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

11.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god @mikescollins.bsky.social I didn’t think anything would top that Epstein joke, then came the Woody Allen joke. I bow down to your greatness.

11.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish @abbiekamin.bsky.social was my council member. She represents all that is great and good about Houston. I wish the rest of city council had her bravery.

10.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be nice to have a mayor who’d stand up to the MAGA assholes every once in a while instead of just caving every single time.

09.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like this if RHC Group will commit to keeping the team here and spending some money on it. It seems as if Segal has been treating the Dash as some unwanted stepchild with little to no effort to market the team or get fans in the stands.

08.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greg Abbott and his minions should never be allowed a moment of silence whenever they visit Houston again because of this (and many other things)...

08.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Council Member Ed Pollard is going to slap Mayor John Whitmire across the face sometime very soon, and I can't wait for that moment to happen.

08.10.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, are you implying that something reported by Clay Travis is not accurate? I mean, if I can't believe Clay, who can I believe?

07.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems...the company was at its peak when run by Lord John Whorfin and John Bigboote.

07.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All The Politicians Shake Their Asses: The Greg Abbott Story or, Nothing More Than a Haircut and Dead Eyes

Texas Governor Greg Abbott doesn't believe in anything but himself, and that's why he's dangerous. open.substack.com/pub/johnroya...

07.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so old that I remember Greg Abbott pissing his pants in fear and cowardice over the Jade Helm nonsense. But the bloviating fool is more than willing to go along with this stunt.

06.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what has happened at @houstonchronicle.com but I am all in on this new tone of theirs busting Mayor Whitmire for being an ass on every single story they write about him.

03.10.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
October 1st note from Houston Chronicle at bottom of the story that Mayor John Whitmire has not responded to their requests for comment since August 17th.

October 1st note from Houston Chronicle at bottom of the story that Mayor John Whitmire has not responded to their requests for comment since August 17th.

But Mayor John Whitmire says his is the most transparent administration in the history of Houston.

01.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but you don't need the DA when you're putting Crime Stoppers in charge.

01.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally starting and I think it's pretty notable that they're going to do all this without the district attorney.

01.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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