Robin

One of the most significant heat waves of the summer continues to build across the eastern half of the U.S.

Heat alerts are in place for just shy of 100 million people in two dozen states. wapo.st/3IJGqHy

I just got an ad for "wide leggings," and... aren't those just pants??

I'm glad my dreams don't mean anything; otherwise, I'd have to find a way to tell a beloved voice and character actor that he has an illness that can only be cured by making the items from Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp real without sounding insane

Having an interesting evening where I discover I simply cannot tell how old or young someone is any more! Truly astonished

Can I file workers' comp for this karaoke-induced bruise on my shin that I got during a work conference, or...?

At the risk of sounding like an old person or a snob, when did everyone get so okay with chewing with their mouth open and can we go back to the times when we all chewed with our mouths closed? Sincerely, someone who HATES mouth sounds

I think if you told teenage Robin how much I could voluntarily tuck my shirt in now, she would probably have a heart attack

a man in a hospital gown is talking to a nurse and says `` the microchip has been compromised '' . ALT: a man in a hospital gown is talking to a nurse and says `` the microchip has been compromised '' .

I wish getting sick didn't just straight up knock me on my ass every single time...

Where are we on clip-on earring technology that doesn't feel like your ears are getting pierced in slow motion, because owwww

how hard is it to message “rfk jr had his brain eaten by worms and wants to bring back diseases only pirates used to get”

It's time to play everyone's favorite game, "Why Are My Teeth Chattering?"
A) am I cold?
B) am I exhausted?
C) am I sick?
D) potentially C because of B

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

How much curry is acceptable to accidentally splash on yourself in a really nice Vietnamese restaurant when you lose your grip on a giant chunk of taro with your chopsticks? Because I fear I exceeded that amount tonight, oops

I know I shouldn’t watch TikTok but then Jason Ritter starts dancing to the Matlock theme

I know this gets said a lot about a lot of stuff, but! Arancini are truly proof that there is good in the universe!!

Low on the list but it sucks so tremendously bad that everyone has to say “DOGE" all the time

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

“DEI is not a threat. It’s a gift.”

— Alicia Keys accepting the Global Impact Award at the #GRAMMYs .

Reactions after finding out I snoozed and lost on preordering this GORGEOUS (but also expensive) yarn:
My wallet: 😁😎
My heart: 😭💔🤦‍♀️

Extremely frustrated to have to reenter my "glasses that constantly fall off my face" era, as I ran out of contacts and can't get in to the optometrist until next month 😞👓

Today I learned that Irish girl group B*Witched (one of my absolute faves) is having a Girls5Eva-esque career renaissance and I am so happy and excited 🌟🤩

This Christmas has been a truly sobering lesson on the dangers of buying too much yarn... Everywhere I turn in my parents' house: more and more unused skeins of yarn 🧶

...what is the return policy for this cold that I got for Christmas? 🤧 🤒

Did the Extremely Normal thing of slamming the bathroom door on my thumb almost immediately upon returning to my parents' house... Hoping this is not an omen of Christmas to come 🤞

More bluegrass players keep appearing!! What is happening!! I am tempted to stay to figure it out but I have a concert to go to

A white woman with brown hair and large blue glasses stares into the camera. Caption: "When you go to a taproom and just want to read in peace and then..."

The same white woman from before grimaces into the camera, and there is a camera filter that offsets the color, alluding to the woman's discomfort. Caption: "BLUEGRASS"

Proof from August 2019 Instagram stories

Having a flashback to the time where I went to Crosstown Brewing to drink and read, only to be interrupted with bluegrass... Because that is exactly what has happened again

It feels very weird to have happened twice

I have already had at least one person stare at my outfit for the office Christmas party, so I'm hoping I am at least in the running for Most Festive Attire today

In this chaotic and uncertain year, I take comfort in the fact that Dad continues his trend of ordering exactly the wrong thing at every restaurant