If Rhapsody Kids makes the Final Cut I will commit violence against the Plex server

The most shocking thing about the news of his death is that he was 84. I genuinely thought he was two millennia old demons, born and raised in the depths of hell, on earth in a suit doing a trench coat bit to bring suffering to all mankind.

There’s a joke somewhere about a car with an ice themed name doing the damage, but I can’t think of one. We may just have to settle for any non-EV car

You can’t just build a titanic themed hotel call Unsinkable and not expect a world record sized piece of hail to smash the shit out of it

Gov Bill Lee,

Send a single platoon of National Guardsmen to Memphis. Just one. A group of vehicle engineers. Send them to MATA to fix the fucking trolleys. If they bring the trolleys back to the streets of Memphis, they will leave heroes and you will never lose another election.

Thanks!
Memphian

I am so excited to watch this

@senatormeow.bsky.social make me watch old bug Christmas movie!!!!

It’s noon on Monday and the Hookah/Slushie bar on Main is blasting the KPop Demon Hunter soundtrack for all to hear. Vibes

👀

Apropos of current events from a city in which I no longer live and a profession I no longer practice: you could endorse multiple candidates. You could say “hi, both of these candidates are good and you should pick one”. You are not an ally worth having if you constantly tell your allies to eat shit

If the patio wanted to minimize risk of a car running into it, it should have been further back from the lane. A bike lane, on street parking, a sidewalk, and foliaged setback simply isn’t enough to warn a car that your patio isn’t the proper path of travel.

Car crashes into Celtic Crossing patio in Memphis, damages restaurant The driver of the vehicle was transported to the hospital in non-critical condition, Memphis police said.

Real Columbus OH energy in Memphis this morning.
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I’m so ready

Wait, at what is now Iuka Park Commons????

Good times

Excited to meet the woman of my dreams; she’s the one also excessively searching “which toilet paper doesn’t leave paper bits on butthole? But no actually I don’t want any paper bits on my butthole” at 3am

To Zanzibar! To see the Zanzibarbarians!!!!

Give me more movies. Give me worse movies. Make me question if not getting fired is more important than a little trinket. Make me find the spirit of Christmas!!!!

Maxing out 3 different cards to vote for a parody of She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy that is just the same song but with polka vibes

USA could consistently place in #Eurovision and increase our world standing by sending The Lonely Island guys or Weird Al, but we would do dumb shit like sending Morgan Wallen and using all of our votes for Israel. Probably for the best that we stay out…

An Estonian singing in Italian and doing a goofy dance about loving to drink espresso machiatos is the correct way to do #Eurovision

The fact that they believe $1k is enough incentive for literally anyone proves that these are truly the dumbest people alive

Ginther born to play Brave Sir Robin

There is a broad range of 🙄 stupid to 😬 thaaaats not cool in those flavor names, but I would absolutely have bought an “I hate the French vanilla” as a bit

“Happy work anniversary to Jackie Chan” is the content LinkedIn needs

Daily struggle

Having consumed 23 before (albeit mini pancakes) during IHOPs unlimited pancake promo 15years ago, i can say that it’s 1) very doable for a 17yo after a 3hr swim practice, and 2) IHOP cuts you off at 23

I believe in miracles

Wait, are you on to something here? Only one way to find out…

Any time one of the youths says “that’s so Ohio” I make a point to correct them with “Um actually Ohio can and should be the greatest state in the 50 states of America but for its dipshit leadership. What you meant is that’s so Indiana”