Breaking: The Darkness Returns
03.11.2025 21:00 β π 2964 π 645 π¬ 60 π 77@juliacwhitten.bsky.social
Part time teaching artist and theatremaker, full time soup, puppet, and bat lover
My shampoo is described as βcalming.β The conditioner is βnourishing.β Two words never used to describe my mother.
20.10.2025 06:59 β π 80 π 4 π¬ 9 π 0This is the wrong Taylor album to listen to while cleaning because this is the fourth time I had to sit down and GASP. Iβm only on the third song.
03.10.2025 18:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best way to guarantee free parking is for me to have already paid for parking three blocks away two minutes before call time
05.09.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0laptop screen with a Google slides presentation pulled up. The slide has a pink background, a large QR code, and prominent white text reading βwhat are kids anyway?β
Wait until BigOperaβ’οΈ sees that this is what Iβm up to #teachersky #theatresky
24.07.2025 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because we exchange consciousness at that time
14.07.2025 07:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bats are underrated.
03.07.2025 20:06 β π 121 π 27 π¬ 8 π 9β¨Fineβ¨ arts: If not inaccessible, why inaccessible shaped?
11.06.2025 15:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My petition for Pope Leoβs new mitre youtu.be/xAcmVW8fPsY?...
08.05.2025 18:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait a minute, autistic people donβt pay taxes now? Let me call up Mrs IRS to adjust some things right quickβ¦.
18.04.2025 11:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girlhood is the gc simultaneously coping w/ harassment in non-profit spaces and playing βfuck, marry, killβ with Ibsen, Chekhov, and Strindberg #theatresky
16.04.2025 00:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Complex Feelings of Canceling a Tour Stop for Performer Illness:
1) π’, feel better soon!
2) damn I wasted this giant Red Bull at 5:30AM for nothing #theatresky
I. Love. TYA. (And as a teacher and theatremakerβ¦my ever growing collection of trash)
22.02.2025 15:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Scientist eliminates HPV
Todays hero
21.02.2025 21:35 β π 29366 π 4540 π¬ 29 π 194Do Iβ¦get a cat?
21.02.2025 01:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe I wasnβt clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
17.02.2025 23:28 β π 57838 π 7476 π¬ 582 π 1981. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
I broke down sobbing over the state of the world this morning while I was feeding the cats. But you have to keep going, cats will need more food.
29.01.2025 15:36 β π 11572 π 770 π¬ 345 π 66I love that the biggest tea of my day was that they are making an Elephant and Piggie Jr theatre production. Welcome to the growing EPCU π«‘
18.01.2025 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To think that an actual item on my to do list was βclean nipple of the fake prop mouth lock for an opera singer so he can try to sing an aria with it in his mouthβ is truly and utterly beyond me
10.01.2025 05:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I never expected that my imposter syndrome at my new job would manifest in announcing a bird fact when things get quiet
05.01.2025 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A simple way to let go of the past and redirect yourΒ negativeΒ energy is to add more cheese to your pasta
02.01.2025 12:32 β π 3453 π 534 π¬ 97 π 18What Elf didnβt teach me was how Walter Hobbs got his job. Corner office? CHILDRENβS BOOK publisher? Do you think he would add me on LinkedIn?
26.12.2024 01:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Consulting with a theatre in Tempe, and I fear that Ive talked more about rocks than theatre, education, and theatre education combined
19.12.2024 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Buzzfeed quizzes can never top the accuracy of the radio station that the Lyft driver silently spends half of your ride trying to match to you
17.12.2024 03:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like when I get strident and people come back w/"who are YOU??" bitch I wrote "the cow song" it was on the hound chronicles. uh huh. yeah. now suddenly you got nothin to say
15.12.2024 20:23 β π 1435 π 88 π¬ 41 π 4Bringing it to π¦ by request:
People hate their own art because it looks like they made it. They think if they get better, it will stop looking like they made it. A better person made it. But there's no level of skill beyond which you stop being you. You hate the most valuable thing about your art.
Sprinting through my house to leave, thinking that Iβm an hour late when Iβm actually an hour EARLY, really makes me question if I should be panicking my way to success more often. If youβre my therapist seeing this, you donβt.
13.12.2024 11:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait until my therapist hears that my largest reason for living this week was figuring out I can buy cheap wrapping paper so my students can make giant paper puppets
02.12.2024 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If my 95 year old grandmother in rural Alabama can win apples to apples calling republicans βharmfulβ, anything is possible
30.11.2024 02:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0