i hate it when replies to a concerning event are like "welp NOW we're fucked"
while events do not happen in a vacuum, everything that happens is ongoing and the goalposts for everything being fucked seem to move every day
we're only fucked if you give up, guy
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smile 2
19.04.2025 14:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
what if
hear me out
i blow all my disposable income on smart light bulbs
18.04.2025 14:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Vic Michaelis taking a sledgehammer to a podium. They are labeled 'me', the podium is labeled 'my sleep schedule', and the hammer 'a show I don't even like'.
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you can't just believe "everything is gonna be okay" without putting in some effort to move the needle a little bit more towards "okay" from "all fucked up"
16.04.2025 04:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
techno
11.04.2025 16:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
search "@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball" on here and thank me later
09.04.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
never been happier to not own stocks
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here's what i think is going to happen: people in power are going to make things appear as status quo as possible, because corporations have so much pull in politics and if some big sweeping changes come through the country from any side, it means people won't be able to give the corporations money
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" karens " are rather shit
- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
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samuel f.b. morse in the white supremacist no-talent hack crybaby fraud zone
big fan of fighting fascism by calling the perpetrators no-talent hack crybaby frauds (shoutout @jonbois.bsky.social)
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Elon Musk you did it man. Everyone thinks it's so epic that you're ruining everything. They're saying wow elon is so cool and also his posts are so funny
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This device has every book and song ever written, mostly for free.
Wow! What do you use it for?
Unwinnable fights with strangers about things I cannot control.
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personally, i don't think posting about the "end of the world" because this one country is going to shit is helpful or accurate
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hey man you could swallow your pride
01.02.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
holy shit you can turn OFF your discover feed??? no more doomscrolling!!!! pls send me your favorite feeds to add
01.02.2025 06:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Destabilization of reality in the US is about to reach surreal heights. Protect your mind. Monitor stress levels. Do not doomscroll--it does not help. Be selective about when and how long you expose your brain to this. Do what you can when you can.
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where is my sword
01.02.2025 06:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the least helpful people on this site fall into two categories:
-posting low quality jpeg unfunny political memes
-posting about bad news i already know about without adding anything to the conversation
01.02.2025 06:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
an orange and white cat is questioning your life choices. he has his head tilted, as if to say, "really man?"
just lol at people ready to accept defeat at the hands of the biggest losers in history and give up. have some self-respect. sandal would never. nothing's over yet. nothing is decided. get the hell up.
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i heard there was a secret chord
and it's prolly A minorrrrrrr
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buckaroo taking off his shirt on the right and a handsome floating book on the right. the book is blank and symbolizes his lack of motivation as a physical manifestation
enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED LOVINGLY BY MY LACK OF MOTIVATION AFTER REALIZING THAT SLOWING DOWN IS ACTUALLY AN IMPORTANT PART OF EMOTIONAL REGULATION AND ITโS OKAY TO FEEL UNMOTIVATED SOMETIMES out now on amazon www.amazon.com/dp/B0DVBMK7BF and top tier patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
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how do you market a concept album when even you aren't all that sure of the concept
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live to see them die!!!
29.01.2025 11:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
you got a list?
29.01.2025 11:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
the world doesn't make sense so why should my tax return
29.01.2025 08:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
shoutout to the people who refer to any of the electronic music i listen to as "techno" because they know it bugs me. that's real love right there
29.01.2025 02:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
don't ever let anyone tell you spite isn't a hell of a motivator for art. in fact if they do you should make something out of spite to spite them
29.01.2025 01:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
anytime i gain awareness of something bad happening i will flip a coin to decide whether it's just a distraction from The Real Issues
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my mom texted me "good morning!" and i replied "oh no"
because i immediately assumed she was building up to bad news
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