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Donate to Jamie's Gender-Affirming Top Surgery Fund!, organized by Jamie Yuhasz Hi friends!! I’m raising funds to help cover the cost of my gender-affirmi… Jamie Yuhasz needs your support for Jamie's Gender-Affirming Top Surgery Fund!

posting on behalf of a friend on discord who doesn't have other socials.. please help them out!

gofund.me/c3e9502f

me, lookin' really fuckin' cute in brown corduroy overalls over a black tank top. boobs are boobing boobily, and i've got a brown hat on over a head of shoulder-length hair. and glasses. i'm smiling. you can't even tell my fave has been through the absolute wringer these past couple months, the latest surgery two weeks ago.

hey

but now i've overexerted myself and need to rest with an ice pack on me nuts. oooch. :)

gods i've missed the fun of
cooking. :)

i accidentally opened the wrong tofu block at first, so after i made the eggs, i used this one to whip up some chocolate mousse. :)

the whites are cashew milk+agar, with a little salt and a dash of kala namak (black salt) for flavor.

the yolks.. extra firm silken tofu, vegan mayo, yellow mustard, nutritional yeast, instant potato, more black salt, miso paste for umami flavor, turmeric for color, & a few other assorted spices.

two containers of 6 deviled eggs each, one topped with dill and one topped with paprika. very very similar in appearance, texture, and taste to the real thing! appearance: half a hard boiled egg, cut lengthwise, into which a yellow yolk mix has been creamed and applied, topped with their respective toppings.

what sorcery be this?!

i have conjured up.. VEGAN deviled eggs! (mad laughter)

they taste pretty damn good, too.

me, lookin' really fuckin' cute in brown corduroy overalls over a black tank top. boobs are boobing boobily, and i've got a brown hat on over a head of shoulder-length hair. and glasses. i'm smiling. you can't even tell my fave has been through the absolute wringer these past couple months, the latest surgery two weeks ago.

hey

just the face. it melts off her and then crawls around on the ground looking for a new host.

i ask because I'd like to make a replica pair, to keep on display in a jar.

please repost for visibility, someone out there's got to have some good pics. 💖

is there anyone out there that's been able to save their testes after an orchi? or have a picture of some? i am having a bit of trouble finding good reference pictures to see what they mighta looked like, since mine were sent to a lab for testing.

but to be fair, it's just discomfort.

i'm not in any serious pain. they gave me oxycontin and i haven't even cracked open the bottle.

tylenol doing just fine here.

i am so glad to have an extended grabber arm right now; it's been helping me pick stuff up off the floor.

if it walks like a duck...

a woman in a blue shirt is standing on a wrestling mat with a yellow sign that says 60 second docs on it . Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is wearing a sumo diaper, arms up as she awkwardly walks across the ring

day two of orchiectomy recovery be like

Dystopian cyberpunk update: the TikTok algorithm is actively suppressing news about massive protests in LA so people are getting around it by tagging it as a 24 Hour Music Festival and then you search that hash tag so you see ppl in riot gear facing down tear gas talking bout the festival is lit

A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar “Aw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads “Out of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a “Reload” button in blue on the bottom right

behold the "HTML bomb"

It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and 💣 goes the scraper

Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...

Cowards.

a scoop made from junk mail, where the edges are folded up and the hand is shielded from speedily scurrying bugs. this little millipede just calmly shuffled around a little bit as i took it outside pausing for a photo. :)

oh i was wrong in my previous alt text. it's a baby millipede, cus it has two pairs of legs per segment. they move slower.

i still made a hand shielded scoop out of junk mail and it's outside hopefully able to find some decaying plant matter where I put it. :)

i think it's a tiny little baby house centipede, not more than 1.5 cm. it's stuck in my sink, you can see water droplets. it's head is arched upward, i think it's looking at me with hope in its eyes. "ayla-wan, you're my only hope"

aw i've got a poor baby whatever-this-is stuck in my sink.

i used to run screaming from the bigger ones. now i'm like awww you poor baby hang on lemme figure out how to get you out of there.

a man and a woman are standing in a dark room . Alt: david bowie as the goblin king, whipping away his overgarment to reveal his oversized bulge, right in hoggle's face.

when they pack your support garment three inches deep with gauze

[as Roy Kent] "fuuucking hell."

can anyone help my dear friend heartpunk out with her fundraising? anything helps! 💖

oh fuck yeah!! happy fuckin tranniversary, you cranky old bitch! love ya 😄💖

A government-sanctioned "truth arbiter" will soon arrive at CBS. Their role will be to ensure that journalists do not criticize this Administration or express views that conflict with its agenda.

This is a betrayal—not just of journalistic independence, but of the public trust. 🧵

a man and a woman are standing in a dark room . Alt: david bowie as the goblin king, whipping away his overgarment to reveal his oversized bulge, right in hoggle's face.

when they pack your support garment three inches deep with gauze

A: "I tithed my blood money to an LGBTQ+ organization; the goblin priest told me i am absolved. It's okay. I'm an ally."

B: "I quit in horror & revoked the rights to my voice, donating the totality of monies received to trans charities & hope you can forgive me & call me an ally once more."

… A. 🤦‍♀️

a woman with pink hair is standing in a wrestling ring . Alt: a woman with pink hair is standing in a wrestling ring looking cute and sassy

i probably shouldn't be posting while coming off general anesthesia, but HERE WE ARE. woo!

i lived, bitches! 😄

the nutless wonder rides again!

mr peanut atop the peanut truck, waving to the crowd JFK style. red crosshairs are trained on the center of his forehead. caption reads: today's the day! farewell to deez nuts

be careful when you wish for someone's genitals to fall off. words have power.

a Norwegian king crab

Cis people being weird about trans people makes me think about king crabs.
Bear with me for this one because it will make sense.
You know king crabs, right? Giant crab, lives up north, has long legs, very expensive and tasty, featured on many a mukbang
Did you know they are technically not crabs? 1/