Doctor G of the Sotavento

GDP-weighted, the orange turd lost 3:1.

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Pickled Brain

Following Strict Professional Guidelines

Always has been.

Stringent Criteria

Leftie ANNNN-TEEEEEEF-AHHHHH guy, guarantee that 1500 percent.

A whole lot of disgusting litter and crap… but not as 1% as bad as the stadium filled with White Trash.

Move the Overton Goalposts to the right. It’s so unfair!

Triumph of the Witless

No way was I gonna watch this literal shitshow. Will wait for the documentary “Triumph of the Witless”.

It’s Reddit. Chance of it not being amateur fiction / rage bait is LOW.

“I LOVE the poorly educated” - some Ochre Ogre

Leni Riefenstahl could not be reached for comment.

Holy Shit.

Despite iffy health I was able to travel 8 timezones away to spend a few days with my two wonderful grandkids.

This is the equivalent of saying “yummy! This moose shit is way more tasty than the usual cow shit.”

It’s not a crime wave. It’s a bloody crime tsunami.

תודה רבה! ושנה טובה לך!

My cursive Hebrew sucks- what is the inscription on the lovely pomegranate artwork?

Half the country IS this stupid and racist, so he’s their beloved Führer, earns his Hakenkreuz every day.

I’m old, living overseas and past all this shit. A veteran of numerous corporate-ish operations. You know it’s fucked when the level N-1 management copy the physical and verbal affectations of their management. This happens almost every time. Hollowed out souls w/o intellect or individuality.

It’s just noodles with some salty powdered shit. Buy noodles & tomato sauce you dumb turds.

Worldwide serenity

Stupidity is a given. This is more a matter of obligatory upwards sycophancy.

The nation of narcissistic brand whores, sports fans & shoppers will not be deterred. The Mouseketeers will be just fine.

“Exceptions can be made in cases of National Interest”. Translation from Orangutan language: “Buy my crypto, and your problem will go away”.

Gonna need a bigger dumptruck to carry all this shit in the groveling Empire of King Jeff and Empress Silicone.

It’s a cascading personality cult- your success relies solely on your relationship with your boss, their relationship with theirs… and so on. It’s a fanned-out, crosslinked circle jerk.