An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever

Hey how do you make protein ramen?

One man’s heaven is another man’s hell

I asked @gork.ai “give me a chirpy reply to Jerry that explains this is a tiresome bit” and it just said “Jerry no”

Cadbury cream gastropod hermaphroditic reproduction

Still amazed there are Schumer apologists here. What a stupendous loser.

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Expecto mashed potatoes!

They have a local cricket club called the Batman Batmen

There’s a local council called Batman as well.

There’s still a street here called Batman Ave, and it’s near a park called Batman park.

Oh thank god

When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go
Offline

It’s a browser meant for neuro divergent people. Has a cool idea about organizing tabs into threads you can look through later, a way to bring order to the need to DELVE that a lot of us cannot resist

Prosecute him for his crimes. And Noem. And Bovino. And every single person working for ICE

I think a lot of us get hope wrong. Hope, I do not believe, is an emotion. In fact, hope makes space for lots of emotions to exist alongside it. You can DO hope scared, angry, sad etc...

Hope doesn't find us. We make hope through action and struggle. It's a practice of living and is re-made daily.

FANTASIAN, balatro, slay the spire

Yeah

Your policies are rad as hell! I’ve been thinking a lot about how we won’t vote our way out of this, and the only way forward is to recognize the old systems are not just broken but dead. What we do now is start building durable replacements, but I can’t wrap my mind yet around what that looks like

Cool People who did cool stuff podcast with Margaret Killjoy for coolzone media has a pretty great multi-part series.

A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE.

It includes:

-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders

And more. 🧵

Sometimes at work when people are rude to me, I like to say “I’ll just kill em with kindness… but they’ll still DIE”

right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out

POV: I’m the driver

Revolutions are built not by people going off and starting sporadic gunfights or lone wolf bombings, but when a self-organized parallel structure starts to take hold while the government loses its legitimacy.

The likelihood you've been right about the course of American politics over the last decade rises in direct proportion to how often you listen to Rage Against the Machine. Having studied political science hurts you a bit. Having worked as a political journalist hurts a lot.

We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a big old Cow having a big old hug.

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I feel like he's whole Mr. Beast wants to be but is too dead behind the eyes to do it

Me too. I just can’t seem to finish a chicken in 20 min, even if I get a 5 min rest in between tries