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@craigplazure.bsky.social

It’s a 2000 Land Cruiser with about 250,000 miles

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Sovereign citizen guys like this must be so incredibly annoying to deal with on a daily basis

05.08.2025 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“really soaking it up tonight!”

05.08.2025 03:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Blessed by the happy closet bracket

04.08.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unless they’re positing some kind of Matrix future where you can jack in and download knowledge, reading provides key context for video!

04.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wishing all the luck in the world to the daddit poster who has a bound volume of ChatGPT-written stories featuring his kid. Imagination is as powerful as typing a sentence into computer.

04.08.2025 14:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hague

04.08.2025 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Instagram comments today are objectively more threatening than when my distant cousin was dragged out of his Budapest newspaper office and shot in the street by the SS

04.08.2025 13:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

his argument is 100% true and I saw good discussion on 🤓 LinkedIn, but the Substack comments are a shitshow, and I haven’t yet seen any follow-up replies to patch some of the holes in his writing

04.08.2025 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was wondering if you saw it earlier. It isn’t very well written as a persuasive argument, and presupposes way more background knowledge for the audience it immediately landed on. He did a big disservice by not citing voluminous prior reporting on these guys. Million dollar house purchases, etc.

04.08.2025 04:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

he did the English dub of Fujimoto the “villain” in Ponyo, he’s got range

03.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

she is a registered Republican ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

02.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he current on child support yet?

30.07.2025 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

asking my LLM of choice to only reply like a James Ellroy character and discovering entirely new racial slurs and combinations of prescription medications

29.07.2025 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how the hell am I the same age as this man

27.07.2025 02:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Feel like Nate Silver has been insufficiently bullied for guessing the Late Show cost $200 million to make because everyone working there is paid $250k

22.07.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is the Channel 5 guy going to get canceled again this week because of the Hunter interview?

21.07.2025 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cape Floristic Region - Wikipedia

coastal biomes are wild, have you seen protea before? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_Fl...

20.07.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Real talk if they don't put the carrot back on the stick I'm gonna quit going

18.07.2025 16:43 — 👍 209    🔁 33    💬 3    📌 0

looks like Heydrich’s back on the menu boys

15.07.2025 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting my head ripped off after making that squeaky straw noise too many times

15.07.2025 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

immediately after seeing Civil War I walked into the bathroom to find a guy 3 feet from the urinal with his pants and underwear around his ankles, bare assed. The ideal men’s bathroom experience.

14.07.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Google’s hallucinating dumb fake AI summary:

In "Heat 2" (novel):
The novel delves into Waingro's past, showing his criminal activities before and after the events of the movie, according to a character wiki. It also features him in events that take place after the movie's climax, specifically in the aftermath of the bank heist.

A link to a Bilge Ebiri tweet from 2024 suggesting Bradley Cooper be cast as a fictional young Waingro in Heat 2

Google’s hallucinating dumb fake AI summary: In "Heat 2" (novel): The novel delves into Waingro's past, showing his criminal activities before and after the events of the movie, according to a character wiki. It also features him in events that take place after the movie's climax, specifically in the aftermath of the bank heist. A link to a Bilge Ebiri tweet from 2024 suggesting Bradley Cooper be cast as a fictional young Waingro in Heat 2

if you ask Google “is Waingro in Heat 2” it hallucinates a Young Waingro thanks to @bilgeebiri.bsky.social

13.07.2025 05:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

400 word essay from the President of the United States concerning Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about

12.07.2025 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he claims they both do and do not exist, and if they exist, they were written by the Clintons, Obama, Biden, Comey &c, but despite that, still contain nothing damaging

12.07.2025 21:42 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

she died in 2016, which surely will not stop him

12.07.2025 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hague

09.07.2025 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

10 Things I Hayt About You

09.07.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s even funnier that she planned this in advance and then yesterday we met MechaHitler

09.07.2025 16:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zoomers mocked millennials for “soo random lol” culture and have now completely adopted it in their clothes, tattoos, grooming etc.

09.07.2025 04:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
ICE agents in full combat gear on the streets of Los Angeles. On top of a military vehicle is an agent with a full-ass machine gun on a tripod.

ICE agents in full combat gear on the streets of Los Angeles. On top of a military vehicle is an agent with a full-ass machine gun on a tripod.

Even if you assume the legitimacy of ICE operations, the idea that a fucking truck-mounted machine gun is necessary to carry them out is insane.

This is about intimidation. This is them letting us know that the streets of the United States have been militarized.

07.07.2025 18:35 — 👍 6347    🔁 2340    💬 346    📌 344

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