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*walks into cafe*
Me: Hey, can I have a sandwich?
Server: Yes, it comes with lettuce, tomato and dogshit.
Me: I don't WANT dogshit on my sandwich!
Server: My manager measures my performance based on how many dogshit sandwiches I sell, so if you don't want one, this conversation is not interesting.

many performers go through Second City early in their careers hoping to be among those who go on to do voices for pinball machines but for a majority of them it doesn't work out that way

upper play field of pinball machine showing plastic castle, ramps, trolls.

Tina Fey, perhaps best known for her voice work on the 1997 Williams pinball machine Medieval Madness,

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

One of the conspirators who helped Gavrilo Princip shoot Archduke Franz Ferdinand survived to see the breakup of Yugoslavia. He could conceivably have watched the Neighbours episode where Scott and Charlene got married

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

A REQUEST: If you own a French CD-ROM computer game called "Pop Anim'", please let me know. I could use it for some research but haven't been able to find a circulating copy yet. (It's at the BnF but I can't get there right now.)

oh fuck off

Honestly and seriously think this is an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE tactic to use against these weak fascist losers.

i love this fucking city, i have been here ten years and if i am lucky, i will get at least another ten or twenty, but, today, this city made a fucking fool of the entire department of homeland security.

Second is the niece of a member of our mutual-aid group. The niece was hit by another vehicle [their fault; not hers], car totaled, lots of expense. I only have her CA so far, in the screenshot below:

Donate to Geronima, organized by Yvonne Lowe Your Generosity is a Lifeline Your incredible kindness is a lifeline that will allow Yvette and Manuel to stay f… Yvonne Lowe needs your support for Geronima

Okay, tonight's local urgent needs.

Two tonight, both young Pueblo members.

First up is Geronima, who is indeed in need of a liver transplant; the goal will need to be MUCH higher now You can help here: gofund.me/a15982b6a.

do you think my audio posts would do well on youtube shorts... or would they eat me alive? would my last living memory be the vision of hundreds of tens of youtube users looking down on me with hungry eyes—eyes always eating but never full? would I fall into unconsciousness as they tear me asunder sloppy-style, the darkness intruding on all sides in a 9:16 aspect ratio? yeah they'd kill me for SURE. I can see it all happening up here in the ol' "mind's eye." it would end with a firstnamebunchofnumbers pecking out my liver while I spit out my last words: "goodbye cruel world, you were low-key boring but the coke and mentos thing was pretty cool." and then I'd be dead. full stop. I can't write any more of this post because there's nothing after you die. I have to stop typing—wait, what, you want me to keep going? you want to see what's north of the north pole? you want me to keep playing the VHS past end of the tape? I can't do it. I know you want more but I have nothing more to give—oh my god, what're you doing with that kitchen knife?—oh I see what's going on here. we're bookending. you're gonna eat me so the start is just like the end. an infinite cycle of death and rebirth. good job making a case for transmigration of the soul, my trusty framing narrative, but I'm not buying it. ok anyway, yeah. yeah see you later. hanging up now. love you. bye.

this website is barely usable to me because I cannot possibly make this shorter

oh. the “ironic” pretend bigotry is almost immediately translating to real life harassment? you don’t say! who could have foreseen this. if only there was precedent.

Ah. Well, that will fuck the ENTIRE network of flights. Not just in the US either.

one of the mistakes moderation made about trying to manage sentiment around charlie kirk is that nobody cares *that* much about how he died, they're just glad it happened

Agreed but also don't forget he's a pedo

This is who the idiot woman who runs this site is defending lol

I'm honestly shocked to see this Kickstarter struggling. Everyone I know that has tried the demo has been gushing about this one.

I suggest you try that demo.

I thought something seemed off about the the image posted below: it's a photo that's been edited and colorized by AI. Please don't do that.

io9: Your portrayal of Indigenous and transgender characters—like the Lnu tribe and Cordelia—stands out in a media landscape where such representation is still rare outside of series like Golden Kamuy, Skip and Loafer, and Paradise Kiss, where they’re often mishandled. What impact do you hope these characters have on expanding the narrative terrain? How do you see your storytelling challenging the ethnocentric lens that dominates much of mainstream media when it comes to that representation?

Yukimura: I did have written characters in [Vinland Saga] from a marginalized ethnic group [and] who are LGBTQ featured here. I actually wanted to portray a character with a disability in the story, too. However, because of the setting, I really couldn’t find the right place to incorporate such a character into the story. One thing I really don’t understand, though, is why do people attack such folks? Is it because they’re different? Why do they just focus on bad things about these groups and generalize them? I truly don’t understand why people do such things. I plainly feel sad when it comes to the way people treat each other.

To me, it’s quite normal for people to have uniqueness. It’s almost needless to say that we all individually have a uniqueness that might be considered different than what is the majority. For example, I grew up in an era where higher education was considered to be the most important thing in society in Japan. You almost had no paths in life outside of that structure. I actually do live outside of that structure, and I’m living perfectly fine. I really want to say that uniqueness is okay. I don’t understand why people are making those judgments to say, “This is okay, but this is not okay.”

I haven’t really thought about what this type of storytelling or character would have an impact on society at all. I’m just writing, drawing, and portraying society as I see it and what I think is normal from my eyes in the manga. If people don’t agree with that version of what I think is a normal society, then oh well. (Laughs) That’s too bad. Those people don’t have to read my manga.

Also, Makoto Yukimura said trans rights.

Makoto Yukimura was worried that Vinland Saga's farming arc and "I have no enemies" moment was a gamble that readers wouldn't like. I told him about the J. Cole meme from the Kendrick Lamar and Drake rap beef. This is how he reacted.

the second thing people will stop paying for after being told to start paying for the chatbot that pretends to be wikipedia is anything made by the chatbot that pretends to be wikipedia

FINALLY someone gets why those Hero Wars mobile ads are so infuriating to me!!

YouTube video by Daniel Akopyan Castlevania Chronicles Final Boss: Dracula (No Dmg, No Sub)

imagine getting head from the blue monster from the end of castlevania chronicles
youtu.be/eWbUgZ9QBi0?...

imagine getting head from the weird 8-faced monster from the end of castlevania iii

We're partially in this mess because WWII and Polio are slipping out of living memory.

"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization