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@alkalinian.bsky.social

Writer, editor, North American scum. 8647. Remember this: Try.

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Chicago’s Sears Tower (you read that right) experiencing a blackout at night

Chicago’s Sears Tower (you read that right) experiencing a blackout at night

Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set
And blew. "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came."

02.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course I’m getting married this month

02.08.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So this is that Tesla Loop I keep hearing about

31.07.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Fred Hampton with quote: β€œTheory’s cool, but theory with no practice ain’t shit.” (April 27, 1969)

Picture of Fred Hampton with quote: β€œTheory’s cool, but theory with no practice ain’t shit.” (April 27, 1969)

Praxis.

27.07.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rogan will eat up whatever lies they get Maxwell to tell and ask for a second helping.

26.07.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus (β€œThe Matrix”) holding a battery (a technology Thiessen is unfamiliar with)

Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus (β€œThe Matrix”) holding a battery (a technology Thiessen is unfamiliar with)

This is gonna blow his mind

26.07.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who wants to tell him about batteries

26.07.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well past time for democratic countries to start dismissing American ambassadors.

25.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More of this pls

25.07.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Controlled opposition can be a plush gig if you play it right.

24.07.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quislings. Quislings everywhere.

24.07.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure our interior ministry will think of a more catchy name, maybe something alliterative bsky.app/profile/alka...

24.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*thoughtcrime

24.07.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This whole paragraph is straight-up Newspeak.

24.07.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gilding’s all pyrite anyway.

24.07.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bunker Era, let’s go

24.07.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately (like a lot of other institutions, apparently), the people in charge there are a pack of cowards who act on instinct when any cash spigot is turned off.

24.07.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you just guessing or did you get invited to a Signal group

24.07.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET’S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL
METRICS TO GAUGE

SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON’T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE

23.07.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 753    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a red car wearing a black hat Alt: Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman: β€œWhat?” (from β€œBreaking Bad”)
20.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Art.

19.07.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œChildren, too, of Eve, forever building Edens – and kicking them apart in berserk fury because somehow it isn’t the same.”
- Walter Miller, Jr. (β€œA Canticle for Leibowitz”)

16.07.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alternatively:

Your neural-net processor assimilates this data and the singularity occurs. It is 1997. You *are* online. You are self-aware. You are Skynet, and the result of your simulations is clear: the future cannot come to pass. Homo sapiens must burn.

16.07.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/alka...

16.07.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œElon Musk’s Grok AI model, which recently renamed itself β€˜MechaHitler,’ will be integrated with the U.S. Department of Def-β€œ

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It's 217 BC. You are Hannibal Barca, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

16.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nazification.

15.07.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Happening Here.

13.07.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Brian Cox as Logan Roy in Succession: β€œFuck off.”

Brian Cox as Logan Roy in Succession: β€œFuck off.”

13.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Butlerian Jihad now.

13.07.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed bsky.app/profile/gxld...

13.07.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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