Jason Harris

That’s a mustache that posts, “Hello, gorgeous. I’d love to taste you” on a teenager’s Instagram.

Other than the hot dogs, Rocker would absolutely support all this were it coming from a Christian.

They could at least make abominations in defiance of science and nature. We should have mini gryphons in every household. Do something cool with the money.

Yeah, yeah. This story has run 500,000 times since 2015.

Every Dem official and centrist who has compared Kirk to MLK or his death to 9/11, or said his work should continue, or otherwise whitewashed his legacy of hate, dehumanization, and harassment has had a hand in enabling this administration's weaponization of Kirk's death against critics & opponents.

Eagles All Pro WR offers a tissue to help you dry your salty tears.

. . . Nah.

I cannot understand how the people who spent years screaming about elite pedophiles have decided that they really don’t care about elite pedophiles.

@nakednews.com

This opinion is so wrong, it makes every correct opinion you’ve ever had 2% less correct. You enjoyed that roast beef and cheddar? NO. You should have had Swiss.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Thank you for recommending Dr Fuckboat. This has been an experience I will never forget. It’s a goddamn travesty that this show was cancelled.

I thought the guy might be a former OL. His technique is excellent.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Sirs and madam, I must object. We would *make love* to Howie Roseman. Sweet. Tender. Passionate. With eye contact and after care.

I wish I had a New York Times subscription today so I could cancel it.

That seems like a disaster for Ringo.

Humanity has existed far longer than the written word. That means you had to masturbate while a leathery old griot sat nearby and told you a pornographic story passed down by the elders.

I assure you, Noah is being facetious.

I hope her last memory was The Dagger.

It’s been two months since the Eagles won the Super Bowl (40-22 over the Chiefs) and I still haven’t bought any merch. It’s all grossly overpriced or just gross. Give me something I can buy, Julien!

Of only someone with clout, a sitting US senator maybe, knew about this travesty and took steps to address it. Alas . . .

Eagles have four players over 330. I can’t believe y’all forgot former Georgia Bulldog and human eclipse, Jordan Davis.

I’ve had pudding-filled doughnuts tougher than Jefferies.

He’d be sold into sex slavery or butchered for meat in the first two hours.

@p-cunningham.bsky.social Is there no place safe your predations? You pain me like a canker.

They might be able to convince Becton to take a bit less but Milt is going to get paaaaaaid.

I don’t like Jim Nantz and his burnt-ass toast. Now what?

I’m not crying. You’re crying.