Derf Grundle

Doom fire imp in blue jeans

Horrorcore Rick Ross-"I think I'm Big Lurch"

Took a swig of beer and it went up my nose and I sneezed it out

I don't think I could tell David Yow from Werner Herzog

Weed gummies taste too good and regular gummies don't taste good enough

Why?

Nothing looks more out of touch than taking a classic 80s album with hand drawn art and reissuing it all blurry and pixelated with the original hand drawn title replaced with a stock font.

Every oldhead punk reissue, comeback album, documentary, book, etc. is ruined with this font

Coworker pronounced Jarritos "waritos" like it's this guy

Seeing myself in the background of the CAPTCHA

🎶heeeeeyyyyy I came to pay the roofer
But he fell off and died!🎶

I got too high and caffeinated in Berkeley and had to hold back a panic attack while walking to BART. I'm basically Crimpshrine.

Can't wait until our landfills are brimming with green plastic Bulbasaurs.

Why I don't remember most of the 90's

In 2025, every farmer's market has a vendor named "Ravenwood Curiosities" and, in lieu of produce, they sell 3D printed Bulbasaurs.

Toilet seat held on by magnets

The only genre occupied by both Oingo Boingo and Mr Bungle

Arnold. OG New York legend. I remember hanging around Gerald Field, smoking angel dust with Eugene, Eddie Leeway, and Rick Ta Life. We took shit from nobody. RIP Stoop Kid.

Are you doing any recording? I was doing my lil bedroom project last year and was just plugging my amp head directly into the 4 track.

As long as people can see the speakers, they don't need to hear the bass, because they know the bass is there visually. I technically don't have to a play single note. Whatsup with these Boss cubes?

Also, it's an "Italian lifestyle" amp

Got a Big Muff on the silliest bass rig I've ever owned. Mark Bass tube head and this big weird Eden cube. Look at this shit. Pardon all the basement junk in the back

Well, besides all the bad stuff we're all stewing in. I'm playing bass in a new band. It's my first time playing any instrument in a band since around 2010! Trying to get real stenchcore.

Well, now I gotta know. Figured I'd checkout this site again since it seems more active now. How ya been?

Not making sense is part of what makes it great

We still saying Eve Fartlow on here?

Why

And yet, despite its nothingness, the English language has at least 5 words for it.

It's called a taint cuz taint nothin there

Don't rundle the cats man