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logged back in after months of inactivity to ask carrot weather if their topical joke had the wrong kelce brother as a joke, or if their comedy writers just validly legit forgot which NFL kelce taylor swift is engaged to.
i forgot to check whether carrot weather has a bluesky.
... they don't.

what's it like being able to remove makeup while simultaneously having eyesight

i love/hate that my first thought was "do this to me so i can save on tubal ligation"

currently my left eye really hurts can i get legislation passed about it or do i have to "use saline and rest"

i've been really trying not to scream but sometimes idk

like seven years ago someone who maybe was me allegedly bought legitimate (and bad) substances off sketchy vendors on amazon and i am now recommended these types of products nonstop. i legitimately don't know what purchase is worst bc it's all so bad

i feel this but i would edit my own to be "in vain and in vanity"

i feel a little mean saying this actually. there's surely some watchmojo employees that put genuine passion into their top ten lists

difference between sungwon cho top 10 lists and watchmojo top 10 lists: sungwon cho top 10 lists are consistently voluntarily created by someone who wanted to share things they genuinely like

no clue but it's unsurprising considering trans women apparently also have an "unfair advantage" at fecking DARTS

why care about a major economic crisis when a trans girl might want to go swimming

imagine making one of the most popular and profitable book series of the modern age and not budgeting any of that profit to see a fecking therapist

🎶 the dow jones just dropped down to zero and it's gonna be a fine swell day! 🎶

woulda gone if i'd been able to make it to DC so hit up my local city protest instead, but i'd like to get to the heritage foundation and DC next time! so proud of all y'all. thanks cliff cash. you inspired a hell of a lot of people, and gave people who already intended to resist some strength

what i don't understand about this stance is... what the Fuck did you think trump was gonna do? cease the genocide? absolutely we shouldn't glorify politicians like dems who allow the gaza genocide to continue but wtf does aiding a dictator's rise to power do to save anyone? i am genuinely asking

Ink painting illustration showing a grey cat dipping its head into a metal trash can to look for food. She’s outside on a sidewalk.

“Scat never refuses anything.” From Rich Cat, Poor Cat by Bernard Waber, 1963.

this isn't criticism of takei praising journalism outside the USA, just a reminder to support the best stuff we have in america for as long as we have it

praise international newspapers who maintain journalistic integrity, but DO NOT ignore local US publications & larger US publications that refuse to capitulate to this regime. indy star, texas tribune, etc. the week, wired, the atlantic. praise international press but don't let local press die!

lawyers are magicians now. trust me on the basis that i believe it

please always fact check stuff like this, did so and it is 100% real and 100% ridiculous

the price justification is bizarrely similar to how i (allegedly) considered buying substances to be worth it a decade a go

i'm glad you enjoyed! i've never seen hyrule castle up close bc i thoroughly use it as Ingredient Gathering Village Finding Simulator

i always find it really highlights journalistic excellence and a commitment to speaking the truth when you mute the microphone of the comedian that was going to be at the celebration of journalists

this morning i will mentally hype up my own intellect and ability, just really feel like i know so much and could accomplish anything, and then proceed to my next thought, "i should wear my magnetic eyelashes to the optometrist appointment"

dream job actually slaps me in the face, and i am so unqualified

have wanted to be featured in the atlantic for many years. always thought it would take a lot of education and experience in journalism. realising now that actually all i need is 7 gin & tonics and a signal group chat about acts of war, i am currently throwing out all my books and burning my essays

this isn't supposed to be a huge statement sorry not used to character limit and i just like the cute drawings and think they're worth hypimg

adorable! & as an artist, feel free to call yrself an artist. your drawings are cute and in a nice style but even if they weren't. art is about creating something through your efforts :) and in an era where people tell AI to make images and call themselves artists, pls call your nice real work art 💕

i loved a song from this album but i was always so unsettled by the faces i refused to look at the album art whilst listening lol
(i would have loved more than 1 song, i'm sure, but itunes was a cruel mistress)

if only i'd called the schoolteachers who called me out for cutting class stupid and biased a bit more, i would have never cut class