@milescliatt.bsky.social
Trailblazing jazz trombonist. Not really.
To not mention this would be a glaring omission.
18.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The obvious takeaway here is that skateshops (and skate companies) are missing out by not selling underpants.
17.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shoes, socks, pants, belt, shirt, sweatshirt. Sometimes hat and jacket.
17.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are a lot of days where, with the exception of my underpants, every single thing I’m wearing was purchased from the skateshop. Today, for instance.
17.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1I remember trying to rent Friday the 13th from Blockbuster on Friday the 13th, and they’d all be rented out already.
14.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If someone surprising shows up at Cubs camp, assume they’re buddies with Rick Sutcliffe.
Today? Charles Barkley.
Any ATL gigs coming up?
12.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t tell you about my Indian flatbread; I signed a naan-disclosure agreement.
12.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish we got new Wordles and Quordles at noon *and* midnight. Not sure what this says about my intellect.
11.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have never lost at curling. Not once.
10.02.2026 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t wait to hear Big Bunny.
09.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
06.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 1959 🔁 173 💬 53 📌 6
…and on Tuesday it’ll be above 60° …and two days later it’ll be back in the 20s. Rinse and repeat.
01.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Liars do not fear the truth if there are enough liars.
27.01.2026 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour." – Charles Dickens
24.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if Heaven is just one big supercut, on loop, of every single time you ever took off your pants?
15.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is awesome. Also, that’s one hell of a headline.
15.01.2026 05:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t believe there's a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage.
15.01.2026 05:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Word to the wise from Uncle George. Whenever someone's tellin' you to punch down, THEY'RE the wockaflocka in dire need of a knuckle sammich and whatnot.
14.01.2026 22:36 — 👍 590 🔁 58 💬 4 📌 0Gonna start spelling “next” as “necxt” from here on out. Just FYI.
14.01.2026 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I watch All Creatures Great and Small, it makes me wanna live in a small town in the English countryside and wear corduroy and sweaters and tweed all day.
13.01.2026 05:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stressful times demand chocolate solutions.
12.01.2026 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blue Oyster Club
10.01.2026 06:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Iron-Deficient Maiden
10.01.2026 06:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Deaf Milkmen
10.01.2026 06:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crowded Studio Apartment
10.01.2026 06:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kool & The Guy
10.01.2026 06:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ditto Hoosiers.
10.01.2026 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Uh, Dude
09.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
