ChairmanLMAO's Avatar

ChairmanLMAO

@chai40.bsky.social

Glate balls of fire! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

78 Followers  |  87 Following  |  171 Posts  |  Joined: 29.01.2026  |  2.1347

Latest posts by chai40.bsky.social on Bluesky

Everyone wear a mask, hoodie and camo to the polls
Little green voters

08.02.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Kid Rock writes music for people who know how many Sudafed you can get for a stolen catalytic converter

08.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 08.02.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps she placed the info in the hands of an unknown person, to be released should she fall out a window sometime in the future ๐Ÿค”

08.02.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 08.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Water board the piggie

08.02.2026 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's going to meet her via Peter?
Of course he is.

08.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 08.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Did anybody tell Ted?
You might have to write it on his hand with a sharpie

08.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living in the United States feels like when my younger brother pooped in the bathtub we were sharing, and I was trying to get out without contacting Baby Ruth

08.02.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can thank Oprah for this pestilence afflicting our body politic

08.02.2026 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The Meaning of Melania The most interesting part of the first ladyโ€™s film is what it leaves out.

At the risk of seeming facetious, allow me to gift this trash wallow.

www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/202...

08.02.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think there will be a shortage of real estate for trenches. I imagine that residential neighborhood across the street will clear out pretty quickly

08.02.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From a carbon neutrality standpoint, it would be a great leap forward if the detainees dug their own trenches before being dispatched

08.02.2026 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The Meaning of Melania The most interesting part of the first ladyโ€™s film is what it leaves out.

Terrific trash wallow for anyone interested.

www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/202...

08.02.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

The turd in the punch bowl.

08.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Happy Sunday!
โ˜•๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒธโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’—

08.02.2026 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Post image

Ice is purchasing this for a detention center.
Clearly it looks purpose built to safely shelter and care for 10,000 human beings or more. What could possibly go wrong?

Pro tip: try to get in the middle of the line. You'll be more likely to get a bit of meat or potato in your soup.

08.02.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Ice is purchasing this for a detention center.
Clearly it looks purpose built to safely shelter and care for 10,000 human beings or more. What could possibly go wrong?

Pro tip: try to get in the middle of the line. You'll be more likely to get a bit of meat or potato in your soup.

08.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly that looks purpose built to safely shelter and care for 10,000 human beings or more. What could possibly go wrong?

Pro tip: try to get in the middle of the line. You'll be more likely to get a bit of meat or potato in your soup.

08.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It should be plain as day that as citizens, we bear individual responsibility, albeit small, for everything our government does. I'm in my mid-70s and have seen our government do horrible things for my entire life. And always, there have been voices telling us it's wrong but we ignore them.

08.02.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Fake news!
Democrat hoax

08.02.2026 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

"God, I thank You that I am not like other menโ€”extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this tax collector."

08.02.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One less neck to stretch

08.02.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is where LOCAL politics are important: If our communities are deciding whether or not to provide land for data centers, or warehouses for ICE detentions, this calm speech is a reminder that when we let Nazis get a foothold in our communities, bad things happen to good people...

Block them all!

06.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Almost looks as though God has abandoned the fat guy

08.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many too crooked or stoopid to be put in charge of a lemonade stand

08.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, that video is soul-crushing.
But tomorrow we fight harder

08.02.2026 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Eyewash fountain being used to wash the eyes

Eyewash fountain being used to wash the eyes

08.02.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Lewy bodies ?

07.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@chai40 is following 15 prominent accounts