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Is he saying nobody would bother making up a new rule so it just doesn’t? Cuz we could totally do that.

01.11.2025 13:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isn’t that what It’s Probably Not Aliens is for?

01.11.2025 07:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And where does one go to sign up for the vampirism?

27.10.2025 08:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he had only secured that funding to build schools!

24.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you go over to a Freemason lodge, tell them Camus’ cousin sent you, and then make a C with your hand they’ll get you sorted.

13.10.2025 13:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is Apple Vision the ski goggles thing people stopped talking about 3 months after release?

10.10.2025 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same reason for me supporting the pats?

29.09.2025 05:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sam Reich unzips his Trump suite “I’ve been here the whole time!”

29.09.2025 05:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is why in The Truman Show that one guy is always in the bath.

29.09.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well I guess we won’t be getting the most expensive litter cleaning crew then.

29.09.2025 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yo.

15.09.2025 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The next set of things will be structured as a play in 5 acts.

13.09.2025 12:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re gonna celebrate him until you do the third season of Slings and Arrows.

18.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can somebody call Getty’s and have them collect their client governor? This man is a wine bar owner, he’s really not meant for national politics.

14.08.2025 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alastair Reynolds on the other hand knows what’s up. Just so much fun weird stuff. Like cops encrypt their files to a specific form of dyslexia. Or aliens just luring in some miners and then basically kidnapping them. And through all of it, there’s always people smoking.

11.08.2025 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Read the Bobiverse series and I had to take so many breaks. I kinda just hate software engineers now.

11.08.2025 12:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why is this a picture of young Jeff Goldblum?

06.08.2025 15:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah! Too dark to even see a horse which means there can be no AJ’s Horsecorner. Finally free. We’re finally free.

28.07.2025 12:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just waiting for Japan to get sick of our shit and they dump their dollars.

26.07.2025 12:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah vampires are weirdly still upset about it. I think they got traumatized by the quality of the food at the time.

24.07.2025 12:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well this is an obvious prelude to a hostile takeover of Lions Lead by Donkeys. Somebody should warn Joe probably.

24.07.2025 12:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta find a way to pass the time between podcasts somehow.

24.07.2025 08:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the same when you do corporate interviews with airlines.

23.07.2025 11:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s totally normal. I keep some in my bag.

13.07.2025 09:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I blame Frostpunk for that last bit. But also US made parm already has cellulose additives so it’s not like it’s a much of a leap.

12.07.2025 12:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you’re going to get me drunk and posting to discord then we all watch a movie together? Don’t threaten me with a good time like this.

12.07.2025 10:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can if you end literacy. No records means no history.

10.07.2025 07:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Aha! So your real name is Excel!

11.06.2025 12:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, a civilization that builds in stone isn’t inherently y better than a civilization that builds in wattle and daub.

11.06.2025 11:47 — 👍 127    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0
Guy holding up a sign which reads “I just hope both teams lose”

Guy holding up a sign which reads “I just hope both teams lose”

06.06.2025 12:28 — 👍 81    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0

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