Mike

Boss, it says here our options are "martial law" or "release the Epstein files," which seems like a pretty obvious...oh, okay, I see.

I have a theory that you could swap Pete Buttigieg out for Nathan Fielder and no one would know the difference but he'd also be 100% less of a jagoff

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" obviously

I have so little interest in BlueSky that when I see a typo I just delete the whole thing. Who cares?

Hulk Hogan sucked shit and I'm glad he died. Fuck you, creep

Now Trump is threatening to get Jimmy Fallon fired, look dude I hate you no matter what you do so stop trying to curry my favor

Again, replace the WH press corps with burnt out war correspondents who don't fall for bullshit

My most cherished Ozzy memory: listening to an interview where he said he took meds because "I'm fucking mental, man," but that he hated them because "I can't get me bone on." Ozzy, whenever you are, I hope that you get the bone on in the next world that eluded you in this one.

It is extremely relatable, yes.

I enjoyed Superman, but my politics are with Hawkgirl.

Like Prometheus and Alien Covenant, I prefer to consider this latest news item about Ridley Scott non-canonical so that I can continue to enjoy his earlier work.

This is amazing. Thread 8-)

have i posted my firm belief on here yet that eventually, possibly pretty soon, luxury companies will emerge to sell the old internet and other interfaces unmediated by "ai" back to us at a premium

I’m sure the people who are Deeply Concerned about women’s sports will be all over this any second.

I’m sure Gavin Newsome will make a podcast about it.

I’m sure there will be congressional committees.

Because I’ve had to endure ten years of being lectured about how vital women’s sports are.

SPAWN: the DARK AGES October release!

At last! We are GO!!!!!

The pure cowardice of these institutions

‘A wild and orgasmic ride’: Basic Instinct set for ‘anti-woke’ reboot Original writer Joe Eszterhas is signed on for the new films, with the 80-year-old intending to unleash the ‘twisted little man’ inside him on the script

Legit excited to see how bad this is gonna be www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...

I don't know if you should see The Shrouds. I'm not sure I saw it, or if it was something I hallucinated while I was sweating out covid late at night. Horny, rambling, nonsensical, Vincent Cassel sounding exactly like Tommy Wiseau, it all checks out to have been my fever dream, except for the Tesla.

Well, it might be good for your brain and emotional health. Mine are more or less unsalvageable, but hopefully yours are not!

He's right. There are excellent reasons to write, above and beyond it "doing something" for you professionally. No one would say the only reason to go to a gym is to try and get cast in a Marvel movie. Writing is good for your brain and emotional health.

Vinnie Jones, a tall tough-looking guy, wearing a leather jacket and holding two rifles over his shoulders, probably in the movie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Toby Jones, a nerdy-looking and not very tall man, in some movie where he's wearing glasses and a bow tie.

Parallel universe where the only difference is that all of Vinnie Jones' and Toby Jones' roles are reversed.

Having read Delicate Condition, and not having read this but certainly being familiar with its author's work, I beg anyone who knows Ryan Murphy to hand him a book, any book, that doesn't suck fucking shit

Being real, a lot of OH real estate is worth money now, thanks to gentrification. $75k for that building would be insanely low for Cleveland, but probably quite reasonable for some areas, depending on its condition inside. Ten, twenty years ago, $75k might have been reasonable regardless.

A display of Halloween candy in a drugstore. Details aren't important but it says, "Give 'em something good to eat," and there's a picture of a set of plastic vampire fangs and a plastic jack o' lantern bucket with candy popping out of it; Twix, Snickers, M&Ms, etc. Below the sign is a bag of Snickers.

July 15th. I awaken. 🎃

The democrats saying that know thst THEY won't be affected. Cuz they're all fucking millionaires. Class interests trump doing the right thing. Every time.

Clark is looking down at the "tie a Windsor knot" video that's been looping for five minutes on his phone

What a fucking idiot

I wish that more directors would watch a movie like From Dusk Till Dawn and say, "Pretty good, but what if it had the epic scope of a David Lean film, was explicitly about the bitter lie of equity at the heart of the American dream, and it was a musical? No, a really good musical"