Mike

I'm literally bracing myself for a world where the DC movies are written by Chuck Dixon and directed by Mel Gibson. Maybe they'll do a Batman Beyond movie with Vince Vaughn as Bruce Wayne and Big Balls as Batman

The emotional rollercoaster I imagine: (1) Alan Moore launches into his most anguished appeal yet, but (2) the show is shockingly good and poignant, but (3) Ellison buys HBO, fires James Gunn, deletes the show and gives the DCU to Mel Gibson

Let us have a better week.

Faith in humanity: reaffirmed.

Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

[Exit Clown.]

this kind of travel, I say, may not be the very best mode of attaining a high social polish

100%

I'm watching this and the like 45 Charlie Brown specials and I'm *out*

It's taken like ten years to get me to subscribe to Apple TV, but they finally did it, the fuckers

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

I know this is a silly thing to ask, but did his eyebrows always look like that? With that and the mustache in progress, he's turning into a fascist Groucho.

Cuomo’s final pitch to voters:

She's a god tier troll

hey do you want to buy a rusty tricycle that you can use to tow around the broken bicycle we sold you yesterday

Where do I find an aloof wife to steer my life, I need the help

However the NYC election turns out, what is the institutional Democratic selling point after reacting this way? "Win and we'll do our absolute best to sabotage it." "We will invent a new form of racism if you attempt even mild concessions to the public."

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

"The capitalist juggernaut that is devouring what is left of our industry seems to be running out of things to cannibalize, and must manufacture more scarcity in its quest to sate its horrifying bloodlust."

"If it was anybody else, we'd arrest him tomorrow" is as concise a summary of the past 10 years as you could find

This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers

Before: How to Be a Good Citizen of a Bad Country After: How to Be a Good Citizen When Your Country Does Bad Things

Change in Headline

AT X.com @primediscussion I know people seemingly don't care about this anymore (like at all), but one of the biggest tolls paid by the last 2 decades of politics is a generation of children witnessing outwardly vile, unkind and dishonest people and behaviors repeatedly rewarded.

I have shed tears repeatedly over this

On Teen Vogue: It's an amazing publication full of talented journalists. It offers so much value. It's clear the monied interests in media aren't interested in preserving that value, especially if it threatens the status quo that undergirds their wealth. Capitalism and journalism are enemies.

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

Obviously I would prefer no murders whatsoever! But if we're going to have murderers any reasonable observer would choose the Night Stalker or the Werewolf Butcher of Spokane over the Florida Incel or the Other Florida Incel or the Alabama Pitiful Dipshit.

It's an interesting idea but as the reviewer mentions straight away, serial killers have been replaced by mass shooters, which implies that the urge to kill hasn't gone away, it has just become lazier and less interesting, like so many other things in our modern world

Screenshot of an online store product selection. It shows a man in the same hat twice, one in dark grey, one in light. The product is misspelled as "Gary" instead of grey.

"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.

I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."