coffee n’ vinegar 😘

I wasn’t aware I was supposed to be kissing my mother…

Why am I supposed to kiss my mother?

Me: *crying* “I feel like I can’t talk to you about important and difficult things because you just dismiss my feelings and opinions.”

Dad: *dismisses my feelings and opinions*

One day I’ll finally learn that it’s pointless…

But if that hate speech is directed toward people hate? Go right ahead, with our blessing and applause.

Babe. Your reading comprehension sucks. They’re talking about HIS children. Not him.

Why? because the majority of them are elders and/or tithe the big bucks that pay the salaries and keep the lights on.

The PCA is full of prideful arrogant men who love nothing more than to ruin the lives of anyone who dares criticize them. I’ve watched it happen many MANY times.

I’m sure the only reason the issue was even raised is because they finally realized that it was high on the list of reasons their numbers have dropped in the last decade.

Not that it matters. It’s not like they’re gonna go home and call out the Christian nationalists in their churches.

So apparently the PCA (presbyterian church of America) voted to condemn Christian nationalism this week at their general assembly.

I find this fascinating considering every single congregation I was affiliated at the time with had huge numbers of people who full embraced it in 2015.

I’m looking around at the other upgrades and considering the majority of people who use this facility are Hispanic and/or poor, the whole thing looks very racist and classist.

It’s unfortunate that I’ll have to drive to another county to give my laundry money to someone else…

I start at 4 and I think my brain would malfunction if I tried to start at 1.

The only laundromat in town just switched from coin only to card only and I’m struggling to remind my autism that even though we hate change this is much MUCH more convenient.

Rewatching the Jerry Falwell, Jr. doc as a reminder that sometimes evil people DO crash and burn.

always funny, how many americans will casually talk about moving to other countries and still find space to be anti-immigrant

Each other. Obvs. We all know that this type of men love their bros more than women.

Can whoever hacked Ashley Madison do Grindr and post the list of Republican politicians with accounts on Truth Social?

K thx 😘

I love my baby sister more than anything, but I will never forgive her for marrying a fucking know-it-all asshole.

Why does every male in this family have to be impossible to be around????

Remember when we could go a whole week without wondering what fucked up thing our president was doing or saying?

We really took that for granted.

My words: “No I can’t tell you over the phone how to create your own Facebook account, I’m at work.”

My thoughts: “If you’re too internet-illiterate to figure it out on your own you don’t NEED a Facebook account.”

Life with boomer parents.

My bat shit older half sister is secretive about the stupidest things.

The reason this is funny is that anytime something “comes out” I’m like, “bitch I’ve known that for months! You and your spawn are TERRIBLE actors.”

I’m not even naming names. I’m not commenting on anything. I’m just ranting in my own statuses using the universal “you”.

If you identify with my description of stupidity, that’s a you problem.

The wary way certain family members are approaching me is a confirmation that my Facebook rants are working.

Yes, I do think you’re a bigoted lunatic with no discernible brain cells and I’d be more than happy to say that to your face. Engage with caution, dipshit.

Them: “Do you have Snapchat?”

Me: “No.”

Them: “Why?”

Me: “Bro, I was there when you had to text a number to update your Facebook status because smartphones and apps didn’t exist. I’m too old for Snapchat and I’m comfortable with that.”

Spot on. Holy shit.

I have already given up real milk in my lattes because…um…explosive reactions.

Now it looks like I’m gonna have to go decaf for the same reason.

There is no god.

Took the first dose of my new OCD meds last night and I didn’t die.

Please clap.

Me (7/16) 😎

My BIL’s parents treat the PCA regional presbytery conference like their yearly vacation which is depressing until I remember that they met at Bob Jones.

Blasphemy.

a woman is flexing her muscles and says `` i got this ! '' ALT: a woman is flexing her muscles and says `` i got this ! ''

Friend: looks like your paddle board has a little hole

Me: it’s fine, I have a patch kit in the car

Friend: oh, so you’re THAT lesbian

There should be a mandatory retirement age for political offices.

Politics shouldn’t be a retirement plan.

Sister - “So they say pregnancy brain doesn’t go away for 2 years and I think that’s why women have babies back to back - because we’re stupid.”

Me - “well I’d offer to help and be the voice of reason but the fact that you’re currently pregnant is due to you not listening to me so…good luck.”