Cara

has there ever been a more cursed sentence then "Jeff Bezos throws a birthday party for Kris Jenner"

Even got the sympathetic back rub

UVA LOST!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

someone on Facebook said Kash Patel always looks like he's been smoking weed at a friends house and his friend's dad who is a cop just came downstairs and asked how school is going, and I can't unsee it

anyways all of that is to say twitter sucks the end

and my work account has 4200 followers and this is how many people just saw the tweets of recent story links

and i dont care it my tweets dont get views because its just my thoughts which are dumb (though it is weird people want to follow me but cant see my tweets?)

but i do care that my links dont go our. getting clicks is part of my job!

since we complain about twitter around here, it's unbelievable how little interraction you get if you don't pay for a blue check

i have 650ish followers & posted links to stories 2 weeks ago. none had more than 120 views (if that counter is to believed)

my tweets routinely get like 25-40 if that

everytime i have to go to a cross country meet for work i am very quickly reminded how much i do not miss running cross country

kinda hard for me to convince people I'm an adult, professional journalist when i forget to take the labubu out of my bag before going to a football game 🤦‍♀️😂

you need to protest! every town should have a Sheetz!

also i got a honey bun to save for after my football game tonight except i just ate it so now im out food for the drive home but c'est la vie, ya know?

IMPORTANT NEWS!!

Sheetz has corn dog nuggets now!

and they're good!

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Grammys 2025

hi! i made a playlist of all my favorite Grammy nominees from this year if you'd like to listen to it :)

(it's kind of a lot of country but good country I promise!)

open.spotify.com/playlist/2Gm...

Hayley Williams was eligible and nominated! she deserved an Album of the Year nod in my opinion

i am however very happy for Justin Bieber! SWAG was a fun, great album #Grammys

also, while I'm happy the Grammys added a new country category, but I'm very curious what they consider "contemporary" country and what is "traditional" and why Tyler Childers is in the same category as Jelly Roll? JELLY ROLL?!

okay I need an explanation for why Hayley Williams wasn't nominated for a single Grammy??

a man with a mustache is making a silly face ALT: a man with a mustache is making a silly face

i understood that reference!

excuse me!! huge important breaking personal news!!

i won Singo 😁

i bought my first ever pair of knee-high boots and theyre so tight and i can barely zip them and im like, i dont know how to suck in my calves! 😭😭😭

whatever happened to letting photographers actually take pictures? what in the 2013 college photoshop class is this??

A tweet from user @llcoolj says "Don't call it that," in response to a Merriam-Webster definition about the term "come back."

We been here for years (1828).

was just told there is a very good chance UVA and JMU make the college football playoffs this year.

why does the universe hate me? this feels personal.

if not having followers is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

seeing those videos of Freddie Freeman doing the worm, now we all know why he needed new teeth

yall! i shot 33 today!!

it was a 9 hole Par 3 and i may have a gimme or two but that was still the best i've ever played!

WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.