Ghost of Christmas presents

take jfk off the half dollar coin and put this freak on there. this is the kennedy family legacy now- stupid murderous junkie that talks like a speak and spell that fell in the tub

With Elon musk, the RFK/nuzzi thing, Matt gaetz, louis ck publishing a novel, Jeremy renner, and Trump and Epstein 2025 is the year we all collectively agreed that, actually, the most gross and unrepentantly nasty freaks can just do whatever they want that’s fine

I can’t wait till all these fucking people are in prison. Unless!

There are some comedians on here that when some poor sap stumbles into their mentions with their own little riffs I feel like I’m watching a dog about to get hit by a car

Reminder that Bernie has an actual fucking sword gifted to him by Ross Perot. He swore he would never take another life with it. But that was before darkness ruled the land.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

People who fall for AI shit always say some version of this (I probably did once too!)

Supporting Trump and his fascist allies and letting them turn the government into a brainless circus have cost the republicans the independent vote for an entire generation

What’s funny about this to me is that republicans have deliberately and systematically erased the concept of a candidate’s personal behavior or stated opinions or even public perception by elevating Donald Trump. This weapon has no ammo anymore.

I have a great idea for a reality show starring David harbour and Fred armisen

When you read the origins of Frankenstein, with Mary Shelley, Claire, Byron and Percy all sucking and fucking each other it’s closer to Monster Fuck than monster mash unless the mash is them mashing their genitals together

Requiescat in piss you corny dipshit

Young people do not understand how ubiquitous dilbert was in the olden days. Every common area had at least one photocopied cartoon, maybe even a color poster. Alongside a blown out “you don’t have to be crazy to work here”

He has the funniest and best impressions pretty much ever

I asked this dumb machine to summarize the first two books in Sue Burke’s award-winning trilogy. This is the technology that is going to save the world? The books are about a sentient plant!

Sports fairness isn’t important

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

I have been making changes on my patreon. I am determined to make good and funny work & it's pretty clear I can only do that working for myself... so I'm starting a monthly zine & a monthly print. Putting together the first zine now!

No other video podcast gives you hard hitting analysis like @yourkickstartersucks.com. The hosts come prepared with serious, well thought out arguments on film and consumerism every time.

This is why we’re fucked. Even if they know it’s ai, they don’t care. Funny picture thumbs up

I can only relate to current events through the lens of superhero movies

Hey I’m a Republican in 2025 and I think the soldiers in X-men 2 are the good guys actually https://youtu.be/o_NIP6Liwcc?si=_3VlEKCB5bOd3dzs

I’m chopped chat

Democrats are going to be yelling “are you not decent sir, what of the norms” while republicans line them up against the wall

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

Christ these two

This is such a great joke and nobody at the table got it or laughed 👎