Fig C

Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza

Has to be the nicest raccoon I've ever seen

I come from the future and here is what I have to say:

Charlie Kirk's death does more for gun control than the various school shootings that happened leading up to it.

Unsurprisingly, a pundit's life became more important than thousands of children's lives.

They're always good

After hearing about my friend's dating life, I'm more appreciative that I married my wife and we don't play word games of what "exclusive exclusive" means

This is the future most people want

a cartoon explosion with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee !!! ALT: a cartoon explosion with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee !!!

Another stable MRI for me

I still live, baby! 😎

Listen, kid. If ya wanna be a hardcore mobile gamer like me, ya gotta watch the ads. That'll shoot you ahead of the f2p competition by 5% 😎👍

I guess when you turn 36.5 years old, your lower back just goes, "Y'know what? I'm not doing this anymore. I'm done. It's been a good run, but it's over between us. I've been supporting you for way too long and now realize we're in a codependent relationship. You need to start doing your own work."

Go see the Superman movie, it's great! I can't count the number of times I busted my gut to how many hilarious moments there were

Realized today that my counselor and I just needed a session where we don't just talk about self-help for me, but where we both dunk on the Trump administration and MAGA followers for being the absolute bat-shit insane bastards that they are.

Absolute adrenaline!

An image with a black and white background and a Latin American immigrant and a title Schröinger's Immigrant. On the left, it reads, "Lazily collecting all the welfare." On the right, it reads, "But also somehow taking all the jobs."

Okay graphics

"You sold out your Constituents for
83 people in this country"

And here I am just walking around with a dong in underwear like I was rendered in Tomb Raider on PS1

Holy crap this kicks ass!

Thinking about AI

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Boston Dynamics Dog Rushed to Vet After Getting Into a Bag of Unattended Flash Drives

[a guy that has been building vacation hotels his whole life and is about to retire] “this is my last resort”

It's me! I'm the mythical able-bodied deadbeat drawing Medicaid and playing video games all day! And I'm getting away with it too! Nyeh heh heh heh heh heeeeehhh

Yes, I understood.

Guaranteed ratio

All we are is crust in the bend

I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES! I'M TIRED OF THE SAME CRAP!

Rat finds and takes pizza in New York

Thank you for reminding me of him

Kids and parents are natural enemies. Kids love being loud and noisy. Parents love quiet and serenity. It's two opposing forces in one household

Good we must morning begin, the posting

My 7 year old daughter told me that Jeff Goldblum is handsome after seeing his picture and there's a deep satisfaction in me in knowing I did her right as her father