Jonathan

using a bobsled is cheating. and if they’re all using a bobsled, well, that just means they’re all cheating

Watched highlights of the Baylor game. Went to Vanderbilt with a free ticket. Haven’t watched a game live on TV. Much better for mental health lol

Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie are some of the dumbest retards ever to be in Congress. They knowingly and willfully ruined the lives of innocent people who had nothing to do with Epstein.

Both twitter accounts at work here are paid for by taxpayers

Chris in the building!

TRUCK-KUN GETS HIS ELBOWS OUT 😤 #keitruck #f250 #powerstroke TikTok video by Nate Morgan

@edsbs.bsky.social just making sure you saw this
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yJuHEu/

Say what you will about barstool but Jesus Christ, these replies are something else…is this what we all came to Bluesky for?

Democrats really need to tone down the rhetoric though!

Ian Happ, welcome to the postseason

Three wins today would’ve been better though, you have to admit

There’s an essay to be written about how maga patriotism is just shitty fandom. Anyone who follows sports knows fans like this, it’s always the ref’s fault, the other team doesn’t exist, there’s some plot/player/coach holding the team back otherwise they’d always win easy bsky.app/profile/atru...

[Feeling inconvenienced by a line of people buying lottery tickets while I wait to purchase nicotine pouches with the highest possible nicotine content]:

It’s sad how addicted people are to gambling

This is bullshit for a lot of reasons but selfishly, I’m one of those who can’t access @bsky.app and I DON’T LIVE IN MISSISSIPPI

Can only access via browser VPN (like right now)

Saw them at Cornerstone on a hot late night before Brother, Sister came out and they opened with Messes of Men and that was a transcendent experience

Local woman makes waffles

In case you’re wondering what’s happening in Germantown:

Local man visits two grocery stores

HEBEL

These are the same people who see American cheese on a burger and comment “NO THANKS I PREFER REAL CHEESE NOT FAKE PLASTIC CHEESE PRODUCT”

Did this off the dome in about 4 mins, I accept your judgement

Any major Tennessee suburb too

Seems crazy to call him the GOAT at 21 but that’s just where we are

Also this will resonate with many ages but sweet Jesus (sorry) the mid-2000s pop culture/emo/christian rock references were written for me specifically

Since my MFA days I have been a simpleton who reads one book a year, on the beach. So glad I discovered this by @jasonkirk.fyi. Such a beautiful, hilarious, incredibly accurate portrait of growing up in youth groups + the never-ending struggle for purity + so much more

We have cable + all the streaming but I’m in the same predicament right now. I watch Bravo once a year for Top Chef lol but other than that, just need a way to get the locals and I will cut the cord

CUBS

Tim Qatar

will the new pope emerge with a Cubs or White Sox cap

I’ve not watched the Grizzlies in a few weeks — partly busy and partly for my mentals — but I almost tuned in last night when I heard we were up 29. Holy shit my friends I’m sorry you had to witness that

No spoilers but the line “Me? I’m merely shitting” might be a Top 10 Gemstones line cc @edsbs.bsky.social

Sometimes you just need a nice lil vibes reset against the Marlins lol. As a Cubs fan we just had ours against the A’s