Jonathan

Democrats really need to tone down the rhetoric though!

Ian Happ, welcome to the postseason

Three wins today would’ve been better though, you have to admit

There’s an essay to be written about how maga patriotism is just shitty fandom. Anyone who follows sports knows fans like this, it’s always the ref’s fault, the other team doesn’t exist, there’s some plot/player/coach holding the team back otherwise they’d always win easy bsky.app/profile/atru...

[Feeling inconvenienced by a line of people buying lottery tickets while I wait to purchase nicotine pouches with the highest possible nicotine content]:

It’s sad how addicted people are to gambling

This is bullshit for a lot of reasons but selfishly, I’m one of those who can’t access @bsky.app and I DON’T LIVE IN MISSISSIPPI

Can only access via browser VPN (like right now)

Saw them at Cornerstone on a hot late night before Brother, Sister came out and they opened with Messes of Men and that was a transcendent experience

Local woman makes waffles

In case you’re wondering what’s happening in Germantown:

Local man visits two grocery stores

HEBEL

These are the same people who see American cheese on a burger and comment “NO THANKS I PREFER REAL CHEESE NOT FAKE PLASTIC CHEESE PRODUCT”

Did this off the dome in about 4 mins, I accept your judgement

Any major Tennessee suburb too

Seems crazy to call him the GOAT at 21 but that’s just where we are

Also this will resonate with many ages but sweet Jesus (sorry) the mid-2000s pop culture/emo/christian rock references were written for me specifically

Since my MFA days I have been a simpleton who reads one book a year, on the beach. So glad I discovered this by @jasonkirk.fyi. Such a beautiful, hilarious, incredibly accurate portrait of growing up in youth groups + the never-ending struggle for purity + so much more

We have cable + all the streaming but I’m in the same predicament right now. I watch Bravo once a year for Top Chef lol but other than that, just need a way to get the locals and I will cut the cord

CUBS

Tim Qatar

will the new pope emerge with a Cubs or White Sox cap

I’ve not watched the Grizzlies in a few weeks — partly busy and partly for my mentals — but I almost tuned in last night when I heard we were up 29. Holy shit my friends I’m sorry you had to witness that

No spoilers but the line “Me? I’m merely shitting” might be a Top 10 Gemstones line cc @edsbs.bsky.social

Sometimes you just need a nice lil vibes reset against the Marlins lol. As a Cubs fan we just had ours against the A’s

One opinion and one fact:

Would much rather be a Tennessee fan than a Memphis fan over the last decade

Tennessee has still never made a final four

🚨 TUNED BACK IN 🚨

Was hoping the Grizz vibes might shift but yikes, I’ve only got two screens and the tournament + the *all important March baseball* are on

My take on this war plans story is that it would have been so much less embarrassing and we might not be talking about it next week had they just admitted it and reached out to the Atlantic in private. But of course they have to be loud, whiny, incompetent liars

So what happens if we make Canada a state, give it 54 electoral votes equal to California’s, and they vote the same way they have been for decades?

Conservative “new masculinity” is just crybullyism, talk big shit then whine when people push back in kind bsky.app/profile/atru...