Lily the Bean Fairy

And Jesus said to them:

My pronouns are the way/the truth/the life

What should we call the SI unit for homosexuality? Roans? Liberaces? Millimeters-Mercury?

My ass feels like grass. Grass that can feel pain

Still waiting for the second Aphex Twin to reveal himself

One of the funniest things about being trans is thinking back to all the times I was told gender dysphoria was just how everyone felt about gender and wondering if those people have figured it out yet

Human Experience Patch Notes:
* Fire is safer
* Food is finally smaller

Referring to my wife as “The old cock and ball”

Cute name for a baby boy: Admin

Piss is only 2% water. The rest is piss.

The trans community should have an alternate flag for wartime

ChatLGBT

Pokémon Fact No. 108: Chikorita is the female form of Chikorito, a Spanish word that roughly translates to “male Chikorita”

Babe, I can be your API. Just give me a call. I may be RESTful, but I never get tired.

Confronting the trauma of not having my dick cut in half by cutting my dick in half.

Incredible conversation I overheard at a local Thai place.

Woman: “Every white guy turns 30 and makes smoking meats their entire personality.”
Her dad: “That’s kinda racist, don’t you think?”
Her: “I can’t help how I was raised.”

Call me the Container Store the way I’m compartmentalizing right now