Lunchmonkey

I keep thinking that maybe this cover was edited, something removed... could it originally have said "Ape Woman?"

"Ant Woman"?

Unusual amount of body horror, even for 9CL

If I see a cut-away to someone eating cereal, THEN I'll start to freak

Oh no I forgot to Like and Subscribe again, gosh darn it

Seems a tad late to capitalize on the Blockchain. That was like, what, three bandwagons ago?

I hate it when kids do that, I'd swear it's just to spite us

Man, I WISH I'd looked that good when I was 43

That's gonna be stuck in my head all day, now

Very thoughtful!

Usually the lolling tongue denotes laughter, but in this case, Snuffy genuinely looks like he's about to hurl, violently

I really need to sneeze but there's nothing in here to sneeze AT 🥺

Citation needed

Why yes, it IS a faded rose from days gone by! Thank YOU for noticing! ☺️

That beans thing is the mark of a true professional, and it applies to your day job too

"Ben 10" totally yoinked this premise BTW

Imagine any one of these sad losers getting a modern gritty reboot

Except the Human Starfish, he's perfect the way he is

It's like trying to read something in a dream

Oh sure, you got "'Till all are one,"Light our darkest hour," or "ba weep gragnah weep ni ni bong," but for my money the best line in Transformers the Movie is:

Wait, did he come with those googly eyes? Like it's his defining characteristic?

This dude's a heartbeat away from just outright showing pubic hair

He's teetering on the brink, you can tell

Hmmmmmmmm

Well, after years of turning into "Some kind of weapon, I think, maybe?" this seems like an upgrade

Where's his giant inflatable pig

That is a fantastic visual image, 10/10

"Ocean's One" the prequel

The 9CL posts are a valuable community service, which is its own reward

I'd risk it, but I'm a devil-may-care risk-taker

Premeditated murderers tend to be, you know, crazy people. Unless they're pros.

If it was metal tongs, you are A WILD WOMAN OUTTA CONTROL, woooooo!

I bet the final projects are all the same repurposed Black Widow figure with different hair colors

And you wear it WELL