Emma M

This thread was a delight! Chicago’s Art Institute has a collection of Peruvian pottery and it was always my favorite part of the museum, so it was amazing to see more.

She/her but the way you pat the hood of an old car and go, “Ain’t she a beauty?”

this email could have been a wilhelm scream

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."

I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.

Every spinosaurus video I watch has tons of people in the comments saying what they think is the truth about spinosaurus and like…guys the point of every one of these videos is that actual paleontologists can’t agree on this, what do you think your two cents are worth?

Honestly, all the Republicans who have spoken on the reconciliation bill look like they'd be happy to evict everybody on Sesame Street.

What my parents think I with my queer friends

I identify as nonbinary now, and it’s really weird knowing I wouldn’t be accepted if I applied today.

jill biden: it's peaceful now. joe can rest.

reporter: how bad?

jill: well now he still knows words, a-

joe: yassar. arrafat. gemmie yassar arrafat. geddim onna phone. here's the deal. egypt for my. my son

jill: yes joe. we did it

joe: the best ice cream's butterscotch ripple. tastes like gaza

Mila teasing Garak about how Damar's a fine looking specimen was not her falling in love, it was a mother trying for the nine thousandth time to get her secretive son to acknowledge he's gay. In this essay I will

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A large fluffy golden retriever type with a doofy smile and a vest that reads PET ME

The ABQ Sunport airport has dogs before security. Not to sniff you, but in case you’re nervous about flying and need to pet a Good Boy. This is Eddy!

Live by the close tabs to the right, die by the close tabs to the right.

a cartoon of a man in a purple swimsuit with the letter m on his chest ALT: a cartoon of a man in a purple swimsuit with the letter m on his chest

Take that, four-limbers!

Flat illustration of a Northern Mockingbird singing in an upright position- semi-abstract bubble/balloon birds spring forth in the colorful shapes of many birds including a Blue Jay, Goldfinch, Robin, and Eastern Phoebe.

Disabled Pocatello teen in critical condition as police and neighbors give different versions of shooting - East Idaho News POCATELLO — After a 17-year-old was shot multiple times by four Pocatello Police officers, officers and observers are giving conflicting versions of events. Multiple police officers shot Victor Perez ...

Police in Idaho shot a 17-year-old with cerebral palsy 9 times over what appears to be some backyard rough-housing
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Aslan is Jesus' fursona and I stand on that

p: unsuspecting catholic: is this a mortal sin or just a venial sin? Is it a mortal sin to be okay with doing a venial sin? what if I die tomorrow? Martin Luther, stepping out from the shadows: it's all mortal sin catholic: all bad deeds are mortal sins? Martin Luther: bad deeds, good deeds catholic: good deeds are mortal sins?? Martin Luther: no time to explain. it's not safe here. I-- John Calvin: descends shrieking from the ceiling

Everything from the 16th Century onwards is basically this meme

I’ve been trying to decide if I’d like a Steam deck lately. It’s hard for me to imagine buying another Switch until they release something I absolutely have to play for it.

“Some of These Kids Are Already Lost When They’re Two Years Old” - Bolts Louisiana leaders want more leeway to charge kids as adults. A measure on the March 29 ballot would enable lawmakers to move more teenagers into the adult criminal system.

BREAKING: Louisianans just rejected a ballot measure that would have paved the way for more children to be prosecuted as adults.

It lost by roughly 30%.

Here’s how a supporter had justified it: “Some of these kids are already lost when they’re two years old.” Context: boltsmag.org/louisiana-am...

The board of education for the district where I work recently voted to reaffirm our support and inclusion of students regardless of immigration status. I don’t think it made the news, certainly not outside our community. (I’d provide a link but would rather not doxx myself.)

Me: minding my business

Brain, singing in Strong Bad’s voice: “Y O U R. Y O U apostrophe R E. They’re as different as night and da-ay. Don’t you think that night and day are different. What’s wrong with you.”

NBC News story with the headline: Tulsi Gabbard fires more than 100 intelligence officers over messages in a chat tool. A picture of Gabbard sits beneath the headline

Happy One Month Anniversary to this story.

Weird! But delicious?

You also watched that new Tasting History episode, huh?

Having federal student loans right now and having based my entire financial future on public service loan forgiveness is fucking sword of Damocles-core. All I wanted to do was give public school students speech therapy!

Me in the national security group chat

I was at this one!