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Tired of reading crap about Sharia Law. It is the code and rules of Islamic faith. It only applies to Muslims and doesn't overrule the laws of the land.
The Roman Catholic equivalent is Cannon Law, which also doesn't overrule the laws of the land.

I got hit with a rhythm stick at the office last week so I’ve hired a workplace Ian Dury lawyer.

The Right: whyyyyy aren't (white) women (& let's face it, girls) having more pink baaaaabieeeessssuh?

Also The Right: bitch you need to suffer more, or the heir you're brewing like a womby Starbucks might come out with a flavour of foam we've decided we don't like

Youth Pastors taking away their girlfriends' Calpol 6+, just in case

Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins?

He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions.

So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?

Honestly America, you've got an absolute fucking moron for President being advised by a heroin addict telling you not to give your kids the medicine that has helped kept you alive all this time. Sort it out cheers.

This is Australia but holy shit

Photo of Richard Branson. I've drawn a crude black cross across his mouth and beard.

I wondered what Richard Branson would look like without a beard so I photoshopped it…

think that realistically I would have always been deeply, deeply worried about the rise of far-right ideas in public discourse but I truly never expected this level of blithe elite complacency, turns out I do feel worried but mostly I feel like I'm going insane, watching them do.......nothing at all

As usual, if you're in a far right group protesting to "protect women and kids", you are statistically MUCH more likely to be standing right next to someone who is a criminal danger to either or both

If Farage wins the next election, it will be down to one person. His name is Keir Starmer.
This thread explains why.
1. Destroying faith in democracy. The UK decisively voted out the Tories, only for Starmer to give us a Continuity Tory government, shamefully beholden to economic power.
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Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum

Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here…

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

If Nigel Farage really loved Britain he wouldn't talk it down at every opportunity to a bunch of ill informed right wing American fuckwits who know sweet FA about the reality of this country.

a man singing on a stage with the words do you have a flag Alt: Suzy Izzard says 'Do you have a flaaaaag?'

Days of news cycle on this clown archipelago nothing but

I don’t think a lot of people on the right understand that a lot of people on the left regularly hear people on the left spout opinions we too think are ridiculous, annoying and buzz-killing too, only we don’t then decide it’s worth destroying democracy because Tara thinks bin bags are classist

starmer reshuffling his cabinet on transfer deadline day raises the very real possibility of manchester united paying £65m to sign yvette cooper

St George's flag, but with the rainbow pride flag in place of the traditional white background.

Suggestion; let's run a load of these off and put them up alongside the regular St George flags.

Because apparently putting flags up randomly is totally fine, and they're supposedly about patriotism and pride, not racism or prejudice, so these should be welcomed.

And if they aren't, well...

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in heaven smiling approvingly as patriots paint a mini roundabout at 1am. Perhaps Paddington is there too passing her a marmalade sandwich, his paw lingering on her soft feminine hand for a moment too long.. ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Why, you might ask, do the BBC and Sky News, casting their editorial guidelines to the wind, keep giving massive airtime to the far right, while shutting out leftwing voices? Don't their bosses understand the likely consequences?
Only one explanation now remains.
They do.
And it is what they want.

I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees.

No refugee underfunded a school.

No refugee closed a hospital.

No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.

We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!

Increasingly I feel that what once was considered the political mainstream in the U.K. has completely lost its moral compass. When did the question about concentration camps and mass deportations become one of practical feasibility?

Vaccines do not cause autism.

I have legitimate concerns about these “legitimate concerns”.

Nationalism is by default unimaginative and paradoxically every example of it is broadly similar to other examples everywhere else in the world.

It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.

Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but painting St George’s flags on mini roundabouts won’t make your kids want to talk to you

At a guess, the Afghan refugees stuck in hotels waiting to have their acts of bravery for British soldiers honoured will have done immeasurably more for this country than the shits spray painting roundabouts with a can of wrong colour paint they probably stole from Halfords.

Migrants can't answer back.

They have no voice.

So they make the perfect scapegoat for the pent-up rage of the angry, self-loathing far right who can unite around this issue.

In addition it gives the media something to write about in the long summer recess.

That is what is really going on here.

Lionel Ritchie and the clay head of Zardoz.

Hello.