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Robert Wilfort

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An actor. Jason in Gavin and Stacey. Bob Cratchit in Dickensian. Pops up in things like Sex Education, Bridgerton, Skins, Wolf Hall etc

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Johnny Mathis - It's beginning to look alot like christmas
YouTube video by Christmas Music Videos Johnny Mathis - It's beginning to look alot like christmas

It's time for my Christmas Music Advent Calendar! A different song every day, some good, some bad, some odd, some sad. Day one, we always start with a version of this. Watch till the end to see Johnny brilliantly get the words wrong
youtu.be/xFIaCPj6UXI?...

01.12.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI was just following otters.”

28.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9524    πŸ” 1942    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

28.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16604    πŸ” 2947    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 178
Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.... β€’ 55m
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We can all look at Trump and say "that won't happen here" but it can, and it does.
We are already seeing the government increase raids, remove people with no regard for their rights or protection, suspend applications for asylum based on nationality etc. We're very close to where
US is at.

Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.... β€’ 55m β†’ Replied to Dan Sohege We can all look at Trump and say "that won't happen here" but it can, and it does. We are already seeing the government increase raids, remove people with no regard for their rights or protection, suspend applications for asylum based on nationality etc. We're very close to where US is at.

It already happened! We already had an election won by a buffoon with a platform of very obvious lies and fraud while the entire system screamed abuse at his opponents as traitors and horked up dubious legal cases against them. Our institutions have been packed with malignant wingnuts for years!

28.11.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Apparently the getaway vehicle had a big S painted on it. Onlookers commented "Look at that S car go"

28.11.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Not only has the Spectator allowed a convicted sex offender to write for their latest issue, they've allowed him to portray his sexual offending as this
launch them into marriage tend to be less durable than a secondhand Mercedes. Furthermore, I have taken it as my mission to publicly defend that most marginalised of contemporary species, the ardent womaniser.
I have accepted the inevitable slings and arrows and lived with the consequences.
True enough, when my Esquire column was terminated, I didn't take it particularly well. For a week I drank, and for the week after that, I chased after girls well below my usual standard. But then, facing matters head on, I accepted that this was the hack's life, sobered up, and went back to my wife and children. And cest tout.
, Becky Paton @rpaton11 β€’ 21h
Why the actual fuck does the Spectator still employ Taki, a man recently convicted of attempted rape? x.com/spectator/stat...
01:44 β€’ 27/11/2025 β€’ 17K Views

Not only has the Spectator allowed a convicted sex offender to write for their latest issue, they've allowed him to portray his sexual offending as this launch them into marriage tend to be less durable than a secondhand Mercedes. Furthermore, I have taken it as my mission to publicly defend that most marginalised of contemporary species, the ardent womaniser. I have accepted the inevitable slings and arrows and lived with the consequences. True enough, when my Esquire column was terminated, I didn't take it particularly well. For a week I drank, and for the week after that, I chased after girls well below my usual standard. But then, facing matters head on, I accepted that this was the hack's life, sobered up, and went back to my wife and children. And cest tout. , Becky Paton @rpaton11 β€’ 21h Why the actual fuck does the Spectator still employ Taki, a man recently convicted of attempted rape? x.com/spectator/stat... 01:44 β€’ 27/11/2025 β€’ 17K Views

As noted elsewhere: is somebody going to ask Michael Gove about this, or should we chuck it on top of the big pile of things Michael Gove doesn’t get asked about

27.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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Heard on the BBC news that Sir Keir Starmer has asked Labour MPs to rally round the budget. Reminded me of this Viz cartoon -

27.11.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Noel Edmonds: a thread of horror.

Carrie (Dir: Brian De Palma, 1976)

15.11.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 370    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

And the two child benefit limit is abolished. An enormous victory for those who have campaigned tirelessly for eight long years through successive governments. This will lift at least 450,000 children out of poverty. Fewer kids will be hungry. No more women forced to disclose their rape.

26.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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Sad to hear that quintessential actor Jack Shepherd has died. It was great to see him recently in one of his major roles as Renfield in Dracula, to character roles in Budgie, Crown Court and countless other films and TV, his talent shone through. Rest in peace dear Jack.

26.11.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Wycliffe star Jack Shepherd dies aged 85 after 'short illness' RIP.

Ah very sad news. I was directed by Jack back in the day, had a lovely time, he was great. RIP

Wycliffe star Jack Shepherd dies aged 85 after 'short illness' | Metro News share.google/uerlDYilEqiR...

25.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Roscoe Arbuckle flipping a pancake in Fatty's Tintype Tangle (1915)

24.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

It's #DoctorWhoDay let's celebrate by making me the next Doctor.

23.11.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So far and fast that a Tory Prime Minister agreed with them, as recently as 2017. Then an International campaign of spiteful bigotry, funded by billionaires & supported by a vicious clique of high-profile media commentators, decided they wanted to stop it.

23.11.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Kevin Spacey looking crook n perve.

"I literally have no home" Kevin Spacey says he's living out of a suitcase and working as a nightclub singer in Cyprus.

Kevin Spacey looking crook n perve. "I literally have no home" Kevin Spacey says he's living out of a suitcase and working as a nightclub singer in Cyprus.

Yeah well guess what Kevin, I had to sing in Cyprus nightclubs and I hadn't even nonced anyone.

22.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 431    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3
Left panel: A man with medium-length dark hair and a beard is looking intently. Text over the image reads: β€œWhat is your favourite film?”

Right panel: Sir Keir. Text over this panel reads: β€œThe Boss Baby: Family Business.”

Left panel: A man with medium-length dark hair and a beard is looking intently. Text over the image reads: β€œWhat is your favourite film?” Right panel: Sir Keir. Text over this panel reads: β€œThe Boss Baby: Family Business.”

22.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Freddie Mercury's Grandmother: I need an almond-flavoured liqueur, but I'm waiting for one of the supermarkets to do a discount.
Freddie Mercury: I see a Lidl's Amaretto offer, Nan.

12.11.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a report on the BBC News website (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0y07959djo) original headline reads:
Trans people could be barred from services based on appearance

I have scrubbed out the word Trans 

The headline is above an image of a sign for toilets from Getty images

The BBC staff are:
Alison Holt

Social affairs editor

@AlisonHoltBBC

Ewan Somerville

Kate Whannel

Political reporter

Screenshot of a report on the BBC News website (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0y07959djo) original headline reads: Trans people could be barred from services based on appearance I have scrubbed out the word Trans The headline is above an image of a sign for toilets from Getty images The BBC staff are: Alison Holt Social affairs editor @AlisonHoltBBC Ewan Somerville Kate Whannel Political reporter

Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.

20.11.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1385    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 36

On one of the dirty hippy US politics podcasts in 2017, after the torchlit Nazi rally where one of the marchers killed a woman.

21.11.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 303    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

New favourite name just dropped

21.11.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just checked my files, I did this picture about three weeks before Johnson announced the first lockdown.

20.11.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Frames from a Stranger Danger public information film.
The predator asks a school 'Would you like to see an AI summary?'

Frames from a Stranger Danger public information film. The predator asks a school 'Would you like to see an AI summary?'

20.11.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

Look folks, it's really, really simple.

Either we find our way to ecosocialism, or we're going to be ruled like serfs under a hereditary plutocracy gorging itself on everything good that's still up for grabs as the overheated, over-polluted world dies under our feet.

20.11.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I concur with this thread.

20.11.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me with half a moustache

Me with half a moustache

This season's new look

19.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hip Op

19.11.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Dick Advocaat is my favourite football manager who is also a euphemism for sperm.

19.11.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a sign, white text on red background:

JESUS...

WHO IS HE?
WHY DID HE COME?

A photo of a sign, white text on red background: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?

When I arrive at the party

19.11.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5569    πŸ” 1149    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 44
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What does it mean, if public opinion is only ever cited to justify the crackdowns and cruelty that our ruling class wants to shove through, and almost never to address public concerns about e.g. the crumbling public realm, the shit in the rivers or our government’s complicity in genocide

18.11.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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COPEY!

17.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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