Robert Wilfort

This is just what Britain needs, great idea Kemi!

That one of the physics teachers showed his A-Level class a video of him shitting onto a plate.

A rumour that one of our teachers had to take a pill to stop him farting while having sex, his nickname henceforth being Phil the Pill. A completey believeable medical intervention there.

Woohoo!

Norman Wisdom in Die Hard sprang to mind. Or Jimmy Stewart in Elf.

Messi's pizza with sliced tomatoes, onions, olives.

A Birtley bamber. A proper British delicacy. Feed a family for a week on this. Tomatoes, onions, and grapes, on a stottie plumper. This is what the woke brigade want to take from us!

At some point in 2017 I made this. The world just wasn’t ready…

Love this, ICE gingerly retreating from a frog

I too have never seen Love Actually, or Dirty Dancing. I don't think I've seen a Rocky or Rambo film from start to finish. And as for modern trendy stuff, never seen Breaking Bad or Succession

You've got to see E.T.

YouTube video by very tall bart [YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S.

[YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq69...

'Whither Canada?', the first episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus, was originally broadcast on this day in 1969.

Find the River

Peacehaven: Fire at East Sussex mosque probed as 'hate crime' Video appears to show two people in balaclavas at the mosque before a large blaze spreads.

Men in balaclavas set fire to a mosque in East Sussex last night. It's only appearing on the BBC's local coverage, rather than its main national headlines, despite coming just a week after the (also under-reported) firebombing of an asylum hotel in London last week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.

A political class that has completely lost control of themselves and each other, never mind anything else.

Let’s be clear: the government is failing to fend off hate campaigns by Britain’s utterly poisonous right wing press, so it is urging the public and journos to instead go after members of the public, for protesting against the annihilation of the Gaza Strip, as a diversion.

So much about this story to love, but especially that you could watch a cabaret where Terry-Thomas *starts* his act at 1.15am

Guardian front page , photo of a group of cops in hi viz and wearing blue surgical gloves somewhere in central London. Headline reads “police to get new power to crack down repeated protests, says Home Secretary.

Typical Labour bring in a disproportionate stupid law and when people protest it, make the protest illegal.

Protesting is a right, by the way, not a favour granted to us by the owner of the lawn we’re walking on, whose patience we’ve overly abused.

Leviathan @l3vlat4an X.com Greta Thunberg donned a keffiyeh with an "AUTISM" T-shirt that included an image of a skeleton dual wielding automatic rifles before she left on her flotilla. What do you think she was trying to convey with this t-shirt? AUTISM

That she's cool as fuck?

Please enjoy this photo of Ernie Wise opening a Coral bingo hall in Seacroft in 1979

That's utterly disgraceful.

The Funky Gibbon. (It's a film about a killer gibbon)

My prediction is that 'Tilly Norwood' will never actually appear in a film, but that her creator will make an absolute killing running masterclasses on How To Get Journalists To Unquestioningly Regurgitate Every Press Release You Put Out.

Fair play, if I'd created the Daleks that's exactly how I'd stand with them

[talking to my puppet] She said she wants a divorce

He's insanely good

But they're not protesting against British Jews.

Vincent Price and Patricia Routledge, rehearsing in 1968. Vincent stans with one arm round Patricia, the other raised. Both are in mid-song.

Vincent Price and Patricia Routledge, in rehearsal for 1968's "Darling of the Day". Some photos just leave you going "Awwwww." This is one of them.